Schedule Wednesday 31st August 2011
Duty Free
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Go BetweenEccentric holiday maker, Neville Thwaite has taken a shine to David and Linda but, although keen to help them, he manages to get everything wrong!
Bread
Series 5, Episode 1Adrian becomes a hero by accident and, despite warnings, starts to embellish his role in the proceedings. Billy is troubled by his forthcoming divorce, Joey gets a worrying letter from the Inland Revenue and Aveline has a check up after failing to become pregnant...
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 9 - The ExpertBob and Thelma have had another argument and she has gone back to her mother. Bob turns to Terry for a shoulder to cry on and eventually agrees that he should stay calm and do nothing. But Bob is not a man to play it cool and is soon regretting his approach - especially when he can smell Thelma's cologne on Norman, his teddy bear.
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 1Vince and Penny are separated again after rowing in a restaurant about the sale of their vandalised flat. An extremely drunk Vince plucks up Dutch courage to visit the Warrender home in an attempt at reconciliation but the police are called.
Bread
Series 5, Episode 2Joey visits the taxman to plead his case but his words fall on deaf ears, Aveline suggests to Oswald that he should have a sperm count and Billy attends court to get his divorce. But all troubles are briefly forgotten when the family go to the airport to meet Jack who has returned home from America.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 10 - Between OurselvesWhile Thelma is still at her mother's, Bob has not been eating. He is also regretting having Terry stay with him as he's messy, lazy and causing his neighbours to talk. Bob writes a letter to Thelma that Terry tries to deliver at the library but even that is doomed to failure it seems.
Home To Roost
Series 2, Episode 4 - Acting OutHenry is stunned to find Matthew wearing make-up, and even more stunned when he finds out that Matthew now wants to become an actor.
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 1The local Scout group are busy raising funds for a new hut, but DeVere is reluctant to sponsor their raft-building scheme. However, he does have a picnic in mind.
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 5.5, Skis: Hyacinth disappoints Richard by buying him a pair of skis for his birthday, intending to strap them to the car in yet another attempt to impress the neighbours. However, the scheme backfires when her rich sister Violet arrives and cuts her down to size.
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Comedy panel game chaired by Humphrey Lyttelton, with Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden, Barry Cryer and Willie Rushton. First aired in 1982.
As Time Goes By
Episode 7.3, The New Neighbours: Jean does a spot of snooping on her potential neighbours when the house next door goes up for sale.
Gigglebiz
Series 2, Episode 13The Lost Pirate finally get his hands on some treasure and loveable superhero Captain Adorable saves the day once more.
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 13 - Trubble 4011In the year 4011, Hotel Trubble spins in near-Earth orbit. Dolly is a head in a jar, Lenny is a robot and Mr Trubble still hasn't visited. Everyone is bored, then the mysterious Salgar turns up to give a presentation on Hotel Management - reminding them what fun they used to have in the olden days.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 3 - Rough JusticeJudge Rawley appears to be settling into life on remand, but a theft shows old prejudices haven't entirely been left behind. Fletch and his fellow prisoners soon learn that fair application of the law doesn't always give consistent results.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 7At long last, Penny moves into the new flat with Vince. Their new life seems idyllic until she goes out one morning and forgets to lock the front door. Their happy home is burgled and the couple are back to square one...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 9 - Waggoners RollTruly and Clegg find themselves searching for Tom's missing, untalented protegee Babs.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Boxing ChampionOrdered to lose weight by his doctor, Hancock vists Sid's Gym - where he unexpectedly floors Sid's champion fighter, Punchy. Unfortunately, this leaves open a spot in a very important fight, and it seems that Tub must fill it...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 10 - I Didn't Know Barry Could PlayClegg and Truly collect Babs's music from the station.
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 2, Episode 2Whilst Simon is struggling in his new status as don, the Dean finds his popularity with the students on the increase. Meanwhile Gilbert faces the rather grave task of dealing with a student found cheating.
To The Manor Born
Series 3, Episode 1The local Scout group are busy raising funds for a new hut, but DeVere is reluctant to sponsor their raft-building scheme. However, he does have a picnic in mind.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 12 - GhostsA name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed.
George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 2 - In Sickness And In HealthMildred's in hospital with a suspected grumbling appendix, leaving George home alone for a few days. Or he would be, if Jerry didn't drop by!
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 5.5, Skis: Hyacinth disappoints Richard by buying him a pair of skis for his birthday, intending to strap them to the car in yet another attempt to impress the neighbours. However, the scheme backfires when her rich sister Violet arrives and cuts her down to size.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 13 - One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo's NestNick decides to get his own flat but makes sure he gets some support (and money!) from his parents in the process.
Terry & June
Series 5, Episode 6 - BingoTerry and June are persuaded to help entertain the local old folks at the Church Hall. But what should have been a rewarding afternoon turns into high drama when the vicar reveals that the bingo has been rigged.
As Time Goes By
Episode 7.3, The New Neighbours: Jean does a spot of snooping on her potential neighbours when the house next door goes up for sale.
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain
When the residents of a Welsh village learn that their "mountain" is just short of the required 1,000ft threshold, they plan to make it taller.
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, SpecialA mix of new sketches, outtakes and favourite sketches from the series.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 3 - Rough JusticeJudge Rawley appears to be settling into life on remand, but a theft shows old prejudices haven't entirely been left behind. Fletch and his fellow prisoners soon learn that fair application of the law doesn't always give consistent results.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Matress On WheelsArkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 2 - Here's To You, Mrs BoyceBoycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan's ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler's maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with his first aid knowledge.
Home To Roost
Series 2, Episode 5 - The TestHenry suffers every father's nightmare when he has to teach Matthew how to drive. But how long will Henry's new 1800 stay in mint condition and which driver does Mrs T. prefer?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 9 - Waggoners RollTruly and Clegg find themselves searching for Tom's missing, untalented protegee Babs.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 10 - I Didn't Know Barry Could PlayClegg and Truly collect Babs's music from the station.
The Castle
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Dragon Of Mass DestructionDe Warenne is in trouble as an official inquiry into the Crusades gets mixed up with a Talent Competition and a Dragon of Mass Destruction. Plus embroidery gets a right dissing.
George & Mildred
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Last StrawFollowing her latest social failing, Mildred considers emigrating to Australia. Jeffrey is only too delighted to put aside his lamp-post campaign and help out in the process, but is George as keen, and will Australia want them?
Only Fools And Horses
A repeat run of the first three episodes ever of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Boxing ChampionOrdered to lose weight by his doctor, Hancock vists Sid's Gym - where he unexpectedly floors Sid's champion fighter, Punchy. Unfortunately, this leaves open a spot in a very important fight, and it seems that Tub must fill it...
Terry & June
Series 6, Episode 1 - Strictly Off The RecordTerry decides to get with it, technologically speaking, and becomes the proud owner of a video recorder. But disaster strikes when he offers to record a programme for the company chairman.
Mr. Bean
Episode 13 - Goodnight Mr. BeanMore mayhem with hapless bumbler Mr. Bean as he thinks up some unusual methods to help him sleep.
High Table, Lower Orders
Series 2, Episode 2Whilst Simon is struggling in his new status as don, the Dean finds his popularity with the students on the increase. Meanwhile Gilbert faces the rather grave task of dealing with a student found cheating.
Mr. Bean
Episode 14 - Hair By Mr. Bean Of LondonThe blunderingly inept master of disaster goes for a haircut, but ends up styling the other customers' hair before causing chaos at a school fun day.
Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Matress On WheelsArkwright's always been dead against getting a van, until Granville points out the advantages of taking a lady friend for a drive.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
Benidorm
Series 4, Episode 4A freak storm batters Benidorm and Les/Lesley has to arrange some bingo entertainment with rather unusual prizes.
Beaver Falls
Series 1, Episode 6It's the last day of camp and everyone is excited about the last night prom and with all the secrets that are threatening to spill out, it promise to be a memorable night.
Mount Pleasant
Series 1, Episode 2Lisa's self-esteem takes a serious hit when her smock top is mistaken for a baby bump... Meanwhile, Kate is troubled by news that her husband's death is being investigated.
The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 2 - Here's To You, Mrs BoyceBoycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan's ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler's maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with his first aid knowledge.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 7 - MarriageLee is horrified when he hears that Lucy is considering marriage to Pavlov, a mechanic from the old Eastern bloc, just so that he can stay in the country.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the first series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
Have I Got News For You
Series 39, Episode 9After 39 series spanning over two decades, Have I Got News For You's most famous recurring gag is hosting the show - John Prescott. With guest panellists John Bishop and Penny Smith.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Highlights Special - Best BitsHilarious highlights from the latest series, hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. With guests Jack Dee, Jedward, Sarah Millican, Amy Childs, Micky Flanagan, Jack Whitehall, Charlie Brooker and Gok Wan.
Shooting Stars
Series 6, Episode 5On captain Jack Dee's team tonight is comic Lenny Henry and singer-songwriter Mutya Buena, while Ulrika is joined by designer Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and the not-so-famous regular guest Angelos Epithemiou.
Nebulous
Series 1, Episode 2 - Holofile 154: The Lovely InvasionA spaceship full of beautiful naked men that call themselves The Lovely lands in a withered zone in the Midlands.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 4 - Kevin Bridges, Shappi Khorsandi, Jack WhitehallKevin Bridges introduces Shappi Khorsandi and Jack Whitehall.
Shameless
Series 8, Episode 14It's a black day on Chatsworth when Paddy Maguire is returned in a coffin. While the residents grieve, Jamie gathers the Maguires to lift the lid on this 'special delivery'.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 12 - GhostsA name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed.
Acropolis Now
Series 1, Episode 2 - GamesAt the Acropolis Fish Restaurant, philosophy takes a back seat when a chorus of former Olympic champions demands a free meal.
Mordrin McDonald: 21st-Century Wizard
Series 2, Episode 4 - Birthday MagicMordrin takes on childminding duties for his neighbour Jill, but inadvertently gives Tracey a special Wizard edition of Treasure Island to read, with disastrous results.
ElvenQuest
Series 1, Episode 5Sam has his death foretold by The Oracle of Fenrog, Lord Darkness books himself in for a retox and Kreech unwittingly releases the dreaded Nightdemon.
Lucy Montgomery's Variety Pack
Series 1, Episode 1Sketch show packed with characters from a non-stop chattering public school girl to an 80-year-old diva.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 13 - One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo's NestNick decides to get his own flat but makes sure he gets some support (and money!) from his parents in the process.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 3.2, A Life or Death Operation: Dawn French plays a TV doctor confronted by an agonising moral dilemma, and must decide whether to perform a life-saving operation on the one person who could ruin her career.
Jack Dee Live In London
Filmed at London's Gielgud Theatre on the final night of a mammoth UK tour, see Jack Dee at the top of his game and the pinnacle of his profession.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 7 - MarriageLee is horrified when he hears that Lucy is considering marriage to Pavlov, a mechanic from the old Eastern bloc, just so that he can stay in the country.
Duty Free
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Go BetweenEccentric holiday maker, Neville Thwaite has taken a shine to David and Linda but, although keen to help them, he manages to get everything wrong!
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Graham Lister tries to escape from the show, and Vic wonders where the Man with the Stick's kids are.
Shooting Stars
Series 6, Episode 5On captain Jack Dee's team tonight is comic Lenny Henry and singer-songwriter Mutya Buena, while Ulrika is joined by designer Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and the not-so-famous regular guest Angelos Epithemiou.
The Old Guys
Series 1, Episode 1 - Sally's PartySally's having a party and Tom and Roy are desperate to be invited. They offer to help Sally prepare for the party in the hope that this will secure them an invitation.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 3.2, A Life or Death Operation: Dawn French plays a TV doctor confronted by an agonising moral dilemma, and must decide whether to perform a life-saving operation on the one person who could ruin her career.
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 1, Episode 1 - Toilet BooksStewart looks at the phenomenon of toilet books. Where did they come from? And why?
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 15At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Jarred Christmas on marriage, Terry Alderton on Afghanistan, Josh Howie on being Jewish and Phil Nichol on his Canadian roots and accents.
Vic Reeves Big Night Out
Graham Lister tries to escape from the show, and Vic wonders where the Man with the Stick's kids are.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 3Olivia returns with more sexy, funny stunts and pranks.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 2.1, The Gulf Report: George finds himself in trouble after he promises to set up an investigation into GlobeLink's coverage of The Gulf War.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.