Schedule Saturday 27th August 2011
6am
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Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 6 - SnapA bitter rival of David's has arrived at the hotel. This man was even to blame for his redundancy!
6am
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Bread
Series 4, Episode 10The family seems to have enough problems without Nellie worrying about her friendship with Derek. Joey tries to help out Roxy by giving her money and Adrian gives Billy a fruitless lesson in tact and diplomacy.
6:30am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Great RaceTerry and Bob challenge each other to a cross-country cycle race, but they have failed to take into account the passage of time since they last tried it and sneaky tactics have to be employed by both of them.
7am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 7, Episode 6 - Gavin Featherly RIPWhen Gavin goes missing on a staff weekend, Brittas starts to organise his funeral.
7:20am
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
7:30am
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George & Mildred
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Mating GameMildred's beloved dog Truffles is in season. George is all for getting her some form of injection - until he hears the price of pedigree puppies. Meanwhile, Tristram's becoming more impressionable, and Ann insists Jeffrey gives up smoking.
7:30am
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The Two Ronnies
A special Christmas edition from 1982 featuring sketches, jokes and songs.
7:55am
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Hounded
Episode 1 - The Back Of The SofaRufus Hound is transported into a parallel universe and has to save every person on Earth from being sucked down the back of their sofas...
8:05am
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Terry & June
Series 5, Episode 4 - Eyeball, EyeballTerry throws himself enthusiastically into using Citizen Band radio, but June is far from thrilled.
8:30am
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Only Fools And Horses
G.O.L.D. devoted today to a selection of Only Fools and Horses Christmas Specials: 1986 Special, "A Royal Flush", 08.30 and 12.50; 1987 Special, "The Frog's Legacy", 09.45 and 14.05; 1988 Special, "Dates", 11.05 and 15.30; 1985 Special, "To Hull and Back", 17.10; and the 1989 Special, "The Jolly Boys' Outing", 19.10.
9:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 5The Frightful French feature in this episode as King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants.
11am60 min
Fighting Talk
Series 9, Episode 4Will Buckley, Tony Dorigo, Des Kelly and Ian Stone all join guest presenter Gabby Logan to try and win points for punditry.
11:05am
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Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 1 - CrushamondoSadie falls for geek-turned-hottie Joe, but how can she compete with trog-face Chloe? By proving to him that she's not a grease monkey in overalls. Cue one of Kit's makeovers.
11:40am
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Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 2 - RobobootyliciousSadie fixes it for Dede's mum to come to the JLS concert with her, and gets Steve to help Dede with her robot wars fight night on the same night. Then Dede's mum turns out to be even less cool than Steve, so she tries to get her dad back, by sabotaging Dede's robot so he won't have to help her any more.
12:10pm
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Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 3 - FriendaliciousSadie thinks that Kit has traded her in as his BFF for Chloe. So, she invents a cooler, richer, better best friend - and then has to have him meet Kit!
12:30pm
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Chain Reaction
Series 7, Episode 5 - Kevin Eldon interviews Mark SteelKevin Eldon chats to stand-up comedian Mark Steel.
12:45pm
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Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 4 - SlumberliciousSadie accidently arranges a slumber party and ends up with Chloe coming to her sleepover.
2pm
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I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Comedy panel game chaired by Humphrey Lyttelton, with Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden, Barry Cryer and Willie Rushton. First aired in 1977.
2:05pm
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Carry On Up The Jungle
The Carry On gang are joined by Frankie Howerd as they set off on an exotic jungle expedition. They encounter an all-female tribe and a sex-crazed gorilla.
3:40pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 5The Frightful French feature in this episode as King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants.
4pm
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Saturday Playhouse: The Ladykillers
A repeat of this 1996 radio.
5pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A repeat run of the entire 23rd series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
5:10pm
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Bean - The Ultimate Disaster Movie
Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) finds himself in Los Angeles, masquerading as the National Gallery's top art expert and destroying everything in his wake.
5:25pm40 min
Epic Win
Episode 2Micky Flanagan, Katy Brand and EastEnders' Rita Simons judge more extraordinary abilities.
6:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 7, Episode 5 - The Captain's CarThere is good news for the platoon: they are to welcome a French General and Mainwaring is to get a staff car - a Rolls-Royce, no less. It is decided to have the car camouflage-painted.
7pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 1, Episode 5Russell Howard and Wendy Richard join David Mitchell whilst Len Goodman and Vic Reeves are on Lee Mack's team.
7:40pm
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Red Dwarf
Series IV, Episode 2 - D.N.A.Venturing off of Red Dwarf to explore an identified ship floating nearby, the crew find all its inhabitants dead. In a characteristically inquisitive manner, Cat discovers a DNA modification machine, and unwittingly turns Kryten human.
8pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 5 - Miracle In Crooked LaneHow could a 1970s sex kitten in a coma in hospital be seen heading for a local church to make her peace with God? There's a man in a duffel coat and shaggy hair who thinks he has the answer.
8:20pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 24, Episode 2With Ross Noble on Ian's side and Gerald Kaufman on Paul's side.
9pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 4 - Ghost's ForgeWhen Maddy's glamorous former colleague Mimi Trantor turns up with a mystery in an old house in Norfolk, it's all change. Jonathan turns investigator, as Maddy finds herself turning into an illusionist...
9pm
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Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing
A TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's sell-out 2008 stand-up show which cemented the comic's status as one of the UK's top stand-up stars.
9pm100 min
Comedy Prom
The 40th Prom in the BBC's 2011 programme is the first ever Comedy Prom, hosted by Tim Minchin.
9pm
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Have I Got News For You
A selection of extended editions of the satirical panel game featuring Ian Hislop and Paul Merton. Repeated again as of 23.55.
9:40pm30 min
John Bishop's Britain
Series 2, Episode 5 - FriendsJohn Bishop takes on the important topic of friends. He starts by looking at those first friends we make at school, before asking: "What do the nicknames we give our friends actually mean?". Internet friends also come under his comedy microscope, as does the biggest question of all: "Can men and women actually be friends?".
10pm
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Grumpy Old Men
Episode 1.3, A Life in the Day: Celebrities including Rory McGrath, Rick Stein, Bob Geldof and Will Self offer a mature, insightful, and irreverent perspective on subjects as diverse as keep-fit fads, designer coffee bars and rubbish in newspapers.
10:15pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 4, Episode 3Regulars Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound are joined by Dave Berry, Sugababes singer Heidi Range and Austin Powers star Verne Troyer.
10:20pm
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Live At The Apollo
Stand-up comedy performances from London's Hammersmith Apollo, by the biggest acts on the circuit.
10:40pm
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Grumpy Old Men
Episode 1.4, Who's to Blame?: Rick Wakeman, Rory McGrath, Bill Nighy and Arthur Smith are among the curmudgeons contemplating the changing role of women in society, while Bob Geldof, John O'Farrell and John Peel explain why politicians, television and the royal family are to blame for their general discontent.
10:40pm
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The Rob Brydon Show
Series 2, Episode 6Rob Brydon gets up close and personal with Frank Skinner. Manchester band Hurts perform their single Wonderful Life and Rob attempts to impress them with his musical prowess. There's also stand-up comedy from Joe Wilkinson.
11pm
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French And Saunders
In an Easter special from 1999, Dawn lands a job as Gwyneth Paltrow's stand-in on the movie sequel Shakespeare in Love Again.
11pm
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Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason
Comedy sequel with more embarrassments and romantic messes for the diary-keeping heroine. Hapless Bridget gets cold feet about her relationship.
11:10pm
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Confetti
Mockumentary following three couples competing to win a 'most original wedding' competition.
11:55pm
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
11:55pm
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Jason Manford Live
Jason Manford employs his acute observational humour to talk us through the rules of driving, urinal etiquette and the lies that dads tell.
12:30am
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The Old Guys
Series 2, Episode 5 - HospitalA visit to the hospital gives Tom and Roy the perfect excuse to do battle for Sally's affections when she is called in for a knee operation.
12:30am
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One Foot In The Gravy
John Shuttleworth takes to the stage at London's Shepherd's Bush Empire. A TV broadcast of Graham Fellows' 2001 stage show.
12:45am
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Carry On England
Captain S Melly is put in charge of a troublesome mixed-sex anti-aircraft battery during World War II, tasked with getting the troops into shape.
1:05am
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French And Saunders
In an Easter special from 1999, Dawn lands a job as Gwyneth Paltrow's stand-in on the movie sequel Shakespeare in Love Again.
1:45am
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Kröd Mändoon And The Flaming Sword Of Fire
Episode 4 - Succubi: The Dawn's Early LightKrod is dispatched by Ralph's warlock Grimshank, to light a beacon that will alert resistance leaders everywhere that Dongalor is on the verge of activating the Eye.
2am
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
2am
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Lee Nelson's Well Good Show
Series 2, Episode 1Lee Nelson returns with Well Good Dad, Bent Night Live, Dr Bob, Aunty Janet's useful tips, Omelette and Nan.
2:10am
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Kröd Mändoon And The Flaming Sword Of Fire
Episode 4 - Succubi: The Dawn's Early LightKrod is dispatched by Ralph's warlock Grimshank, to light a beacon that will alert resistance leaders everywhere that Dongalor is on the verge of activating the Eye.
2:30am
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The Old Guys
Series 2, Episode 5 - HospitalA visit to the hospital gives Tom and Roy the perfect excuse to do battle for Sally's affections when she is called in for a knee operation.
3:20am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 12Jason Byrne on marriage and annoying his wife, Lloyd Langford on the recession, Jo Caulfield on relationships and Dave Fulton on the police.