Schedule Monday 15th August 2011
6am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 6Joey is forced to confront Roxy's husband, with unusual results, and Aveline decides to give up her modelling career.
6:10am
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Duty Free
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Go BetweenEccentric holiday maker, Neville Thwaite has taken a shine to David and Linda but, although keen to help them, he manages to get everything wrong!
6:30am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 7 - No Hiding PlaceWith England playing in Bulgaria that afternoon, Bob and Terry are determined that they won't hear the score before watching the highlights on TV.
7am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 6, Episode 2 - Body LanguageWhen a mysterious green block of ice crashes through the roof, Colin suspects an alien take-over bid from outer space. Meanwhile, Brittas tries to explain the benefits of matching and mirroring body language.
7:30am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 7Freddie has been arrested for running off with his dust cart after getting the sack, and Grandad has been taken to hospital after wandering off on his own.
8am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 8 - Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?Bob believes that Terry needs to broaden his horizons and meet new friends.
8:05am
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 3A confused First World War soldier experiences his first day in the trenches, David Baddiel reveals another not-so Scary Story as Vincenzo Larfoff, and more.
8:35am
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Duty Free
Series 3, Episode 5 - Costa Del CrimeDavid accidentally takes the wrong bag at the airport and finds himself in a spot of bother.
8:40am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 5.6, At Death's Door: Lionel and Jean take care of Stephen while Penny goes into hospital for a routine operation - but their task is complicated by a case of mistaken identity.
9am
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Scoop
Series 3, Episode 3 - Going For GoldDigby and Hacker want to save the local Scout Hut from demolition - but Selina Sharp has her own ideas for a front-page scoop!
9am30 min
When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Never Ending StoryDolores seems to be seeing a married man, but Sandy's grandfatherly duties come before his fatherly ones.
9:20am
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To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 2As Mr DeVere - or rather, Mr Polouvicka - takes up residence in the manor, the Lodge also has a new owner. Richard's mother has met the seemingly reclusive resident, but he's yet to come across his new neighbour...
9:30am
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The Party Line
Series 3, Episode 1Hapless backbench MP Duncan Stonebridge dreams of a quiet weekend at home in his constituency, but losing a laptop with secret data on it means he has a busy weekend ahead.
10am
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Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 4 - The Seven SteptoeraiEpisode 8.4, The Seven Steptoerai: Local gangsters start running a protection racket in Shepherd's Bush, and choose Harold as one of their first victims - but reckon without Albert and his two-fisted friends.
10am30 min
Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 1 - An Unconventional ConventionExcited about a new film, Outer Space Aliens from Outer Space, Lenny and Jamie persuade Dolly to host a sci-fi convention at the hotel. The arrival of sci-fi nerds in costume results in the staff completely missing the arrival of a real alien - a demanding Splurgian warrior who will stop at nothing to get hold of some precious power minerals.
10:05am
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10:30am90 min
MacAulay And Co
Edinburgh 2011, Episode 1 - Monday 15thFred MacAulay brings you the pick of the best comedy from the Edinburgh Festival.
10:40am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 4.1, A Job for Richard: Irrepressible snob Hyacinth concocts an elaborate plan to rescue Richard from social obscurity by turning him into an executive. His first stop is the local golf club, but he proves far from enthusiastic.
11am
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The Million Pound Note
Comedy film about a penniless man who is given a million pound note and instructed to live on it for a month without spending any of it.
11:20am
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Porridge
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Night InGodber moves into the bottom bunk in Fletcher's cell. Unable to sleep, the two spend the night discussing their hopes, fears, and the lives they left outside.
12pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 18th and 19th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 18.00.
12:30pm
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Just A Minute
Series 61, Episode 1Returning series of the ever-popular panel game, hosted by Nicholas Parsons. The players are Graham Norton, Paul Merton, Sheila Hancock and Tony Hawks.
1pm
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Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 10 - Dust Bag LoveWhen the monsters scare off a cleaner, Kate reaches breaking point; either they clean up their own mess or get out. Eddie is desperate to tidy the house before she gets back but the monsters have other ideas.
1:25pm
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Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 11 - Baby LoveWhen Angela is asked to babysit, the monsters ask Nick how babies are made. As usual, they get the wrong end of the stick and Haggis ends up thinking he's pregnant. But will Eddie and Angela persuade him that the baby's not his before the real mother comes back?
1:40pm
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My Family
Series 2, Episode 3 - Parisian BeautyBen is convinced the French exchange student they're housing, Sylvie, is eyeing him up... but who does she really fancy him? Michael is horrified when he discovers he'll have to share a room with Nick!
1:55pm
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 7 - The Kids' OutingMuch to his disgust, this year it is Stan's turn to drive the bus for the children's annual outing.
2pm
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To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 2As Mr DeVere - or rather, Mr Polouvicka - takes up residence in the manor, the Lodge also has a new owner. Richard's mother has met the seemingly reclusive resident, but he's yet to come across his new neighbour...
2:20pm
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My Family
Series 2, Episode 4 - Trust Never SleepsBen has yet another new assistant, this latest one was dumped by her dentist husband.
2:25pm
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Canteen GirlBlakey's plan to marry one of the girls from the canteen and raise chickens in the country pleases Jack and Stan until they meet the new Inspector. They resolve to tell - or show - Blake the truth about his intended!
2:40pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 4 - The Seven SteptoeraiEpisode 8.4, The Seven Steptoerai: Local gangsters start running a protection racket in Shepherd's Bush, and choose Harold as one of their first victims - but reckon without Albert and his two-fisted friends.
3:05pm
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Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, Episode 1Take a trip to the Museum of Imagination and join new characters Colin and Malcolm, the airline trolley dollies who can't stop eating from the trolley, Tony who lives down the back of a sofa and old favourites the fearsome Vikings and the inhabitants of the remote Scottish island of North Barrasay.
3:20pm
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As Time Goes By
Episode 5.6, At Death's Door: Lionel and Jean take care of Stephen while Penny goes into hospital for a routine operation - but their task is complicated by a case of mistaken identity.
4pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 4.1, A Job for Richard: Irrepressible snob Hyacinth concocts an elaborate plan to rescue Richard from social obscurity by turning him into an executive. His first stop is the local golf club, but he proves far from enthusiastic.
4:30pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 11David Baddiel steps back in time and stars as Vincenzo Larfoff to deliver another not-so Scary Story about Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma.
4:35pm
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Porridge
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Night InGodber moves into the bottom bunk in Fletcher's cell. Unable to sleep, the two spend the night discussing their hopes, fears, and the lives they left outside.
5pm
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Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 1 - A New LifeHenry Willows was divorced seven years ago when his wife took up with another man, and apart from the daily visits of his cleaning lady he has grown used to living alone. The sudden arrival of 17-year-old Matthew, one of his three long-estranged children, disturbs the quiet, orderly running of the home.
5:20pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
5:25pm
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Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 1 - An Unconventional ConventionExcited about a new film, Outer Space Aliens from Outer Space, Lenny and Jamie persuade Dolly to host a sci-fi convention at the hotel. The arrival of sci-fi nerds in costume results in the staff completely missing the arrival of a real alien - a demanding Splurgian warrior who will stop at nothing to get hold of some precious power minerals.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 3A confused First World War soldier experiences his first day in the trenches, David Baddiel reveals another not-so Scary Story as Vincenzo Larfoff, and more.
6:30pm30 min
Just A Minute
Series 61, Episode 2The popular panel game hosted by Nicholas Parsons, and played this week by Josie Lawrence, Julian Clary, Phill Jupitus and the ex-rocker Rick Wakeman.
6:35pm
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George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 3 - I Believe In YesterdayMildred's mother pays a visit, bringing a letter from an old US serviceman friend. He's back in England and wants to meet up.
7:10pm
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Terry & June
Series 4, Episode 1 - A Piece Of The ActionTerry has anything but a relaxing weekend. The jigsaw he's been slaving over has one final piece missing, and Malcolm's saddled him with analysis of an important report without a set of crucial figures. Sir Dennis will hit the roof.
7:25pm
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7:50pm
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Jeeves And Wooster
Series 3, Episode 1Wooster heads to Manhattan, with Jeeves ever reliably in tow. Having bumped into Tuppy - himself on a business trip - on the boat over, Bertie soon finds himself managing not only the lovesick Glossop, but also the teetotal drip son of one of his aunt's friends.
8pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
8:40pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Country WifeBoycie's 'bargain' purchase - Rocky the bull - arrives and much to Marlene's annoyance begins to make the place look untidy. Marlene sends Boycie out Blackberry picking - and while he's out he makes a new enemy.
9pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 2 - Jimmy Carr and Alan CarrJimmy Carr hosts, with his special guest Alan Carr. In this show recorded in front of a packed house at the famous Hammersmith Apollo Jimmy and Alan point the finger at bullies, estate agents, phone sex lines and bread making machines.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm60 min
Show Me The Funny
Episode 5 - Rugby PlayersThe remaining contestants head to South Wales and prepare to perform in front of a rowdy group of rugby players.
9:20pm
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The Thin Blue Line
Series 1, Episode 5 - Night ShiftWorking the night shift has everyone on edge, particularly a moody Grim. Sergeant Dawkins is particularly overcome with frustration, whilst both Fowler and Grim have teenage problems to deal with.
10pm
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The Grumpy Guide To...
2010 Specials - The Grumpy Guide To The EightiesThe 80s, a decade that style forgot, along with any form of taste or decency. From Thatcher's Britain to the New Romantics and the ubiquitous filofax there's much about this decade to be grumpy about. This is a look back at one of history's most embarrassing decades.
10pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 6 - The GermansSybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?
10pm30 min
Shooting Stars
Series 8, Episode 2On Jack's team are wildlife expert Chris Packham and Strictly Come Dancing host Tess Daly. Joining Ulrika is actor Mark Benton and TV presenter Alexa Chung. Tonight, Angelos steals the show with his very special 'quick change' routine, which leaves nothing to the imagination and delivers a very special poem to Ulrika.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 2, Episode 1Russell Howard returns for a second series of the topical news satire show. With guest stand-up Al Pitcher.
10pm
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Just A Minute
Series 61, Episode 1Returning series of the ever-popular panel game, hosted by Nicholas Parsons. The players are Graham Norton, Paul Merton, Sheila Hancock and Tony Hawks.
10:30pm
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Little Britain
Series 3, Episode 1Corpulent health-spa guest Desiree and Thai bride Ting Tong join the gallery of grotesques as Matt Lucas and David Walliams's near-the-knuckle sketch show returns for a third run. Featuring a guest turn from Cat Deeley.
10:40pm
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Bottom
Series 1, Episode 1 - SmellsWhilst looking in the newspaper for personals ad inspiration, Richie comes across an advert for pheromones. Could this be the answer to help him lose his virginity?
11pm
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My Family
Series 2, Episode 3 - Parisian BeautyBen is convinced the French exchange student they're housing, Sylvie, is eyeing him up... but who does she really fancy him? Michael is horrified when he discovers he'll have to share a room with Nick!
11pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 3It's host Jack Dee versus Jedward this week. Also on the show, Charlie Higson, Katy Brand and singer Eliza Doolittle.
11pm
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When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Never Ending StoryDolores seems to be seeing a married man, but Sandy's grandfatherly duties come before his fatherly ones.
11:05pm
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Miranda
Series 2, Episode 2 - Before I DieMiranda's recent experience in the graveyard gets her thinking. This week she starts to worry what her life is all about and what people would say at her funeral.
11:15pm
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Trollied
Series 1, Episode 3Julie's spirits are a little too lifted when Gavin gives her the Valco manager's handbook, and Andy regrets signing up for the marathon.
11:20pm
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 1, Who's That Boy?: A half-naked man mysteriously appears in the flat-sharing pair's kitchen after a drunken night of partying - and a cryptic note doesn't shed much light on the situation.
11:30pm
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Polyoaks
Series 1, Episode 4The staff of the Polyoaks clinic are faced with an enormous fiscal hole.
11:30pm
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Hut 33
Series 1, Episode 3 - Careless TalkThere's a security breach at Bletchley Park and everyone in Hut 33 is under suspicion. Joshua has to try and find out who is leaking information out. Surely it's not the attractive Nancy, who just happens to be spending a lot of time chatting to the codebreakers?
11:40pm
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My Family
Series 2, Episode 4 - Trust Never SleepsBen has yet another new assistant, this latest one was dumped by her dentist husband.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
11:45pm
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Wall Of Fame
Out-takes - UnseenTake a peek at never-before-seen footage from the topical panel show's first run.
Midnight
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Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 6 - The GermansSybil's in hospital, receiving treatment for an ingrowing toenail. Basil's left at the hotel to carry out a fire alarm test and oversee a group of German guests. What could possibly go wrong?
12:20am
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Ed Byrne: Different Class
Stand-up comedy from Irish funnyman Ed Byrne.
12:40am
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Bottom
Series 1, Episode 1 - SmellsWhilst looking in the newspaper for personals ad inspiration, Richie comes across an advert for pheromones. Could this be the answer to help him lose his virginity?
12:40am55 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 2, Episode 1Russell Howard returns for a second series of the topical news satire show. With guest stand-up Al Pitcher.
12:45am
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Gary: Tank Commander
Series 2, Episode 5 - Climate ControlPatrolling the outer perimeter at a climate conference is looking like being one of the most boring jobs the soldiers have ever had...
1:15am
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Gary: Tank Commander
Series 2, Episode 6 - Star WarsThe army are looking for soldiers to be part of their new advertising campaign...
1:20am
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 1, Who's That Boy?: A half-naked man mysteriously appears in the flat-sharing pair's kitchen after a drunken night of partying - and a cryptic note doesn't shed much light on the situation.
1:35am
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 3It's host Jack Dee versus Jedward this week. Also on the show, Charlie Higson, Katy Brand and singer Eliza Doolittle.
1:45am
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 3, Episode 1Corpulent health-spa guest Desiree and Thai bride Ting Tong join the gallery of grotesques as Matt Lucas and David Walliams's near-the-knuckle sketch show returns for a third run. Featuring a guest turn from Cat Deeley.
2am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 2 - FatPenny Casper-Morse, a stick thin model from Eddy's 1960s past, is coming to visit. Edina's already worried about her weight, having failed to exercise for about 30 years, and now the issue's pressing!
2:20am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 7At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Alun Cochrane on modern technology, Zoe Lyons on vegans, Seann Walsh on Brighton and Jack Whitehall on the Royal Family and Robert Mugabe.
2:30am
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The Thin Blue Line
Series 1, Episode 5 - Night ShiftWorking the night shift has everyone on edge, particularly a moody Grim. Sergeant Dawkins is particularly overcome with frustration, whilst both Fowler and Grim have teenage problems to deal with.
2:40am
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Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 1, A New Dawn: The staff of GlobeLink News hhave just learned that they are to be taken over by media mogul Sir Roysten Merchant.
2:50am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 1Olivia Lee returns in the hidden camera sketch show. Featuring the world's worst talk-show guest Elaine Caine meeting Anthony Costa from Blue.
3:20am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
3:40am
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The Detectives
Sitcom starring Robert Powell and Jasper Carrott as Dave Briggs and Bob Louis, the Met's most incompetent detectives.