Schedule Friday 12th August 2011
Duty Free
Series 3, Episode 2 - Déjà VuThe Pearces are back in Spain, but Amy has a feeling of déjà vu and she's suspicious!
Bread
Series 3, Episode 4Lilo Lill pays a visit to the Boswell home and indulges in an all out war with Nellie on the doorstep. Roxy has returned to Joey's life and Adrian buys an enormous statue.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 5 - I'll Never Forget What's-Her-Name?After hearing Terry trying to pick up with some old flames from an out of date address book, Bob decides to help him meet somebody new and, while he's about it, teach him some new chat up lines as well.
The Brittas Empire
Series 7, Episode 3 - http://etcBrittas computerises the leisure centre, hoping it will make things more efficient.
Bread
Series 3, Episode 5Aveline is taken to hospital and the family gather to comfort her. Joey finds out that Roxy is married.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 6 - Birthday BoyWhat can you get the man who has nothing? - a surprise birthday party is a start and Bob goes out of his way to get Terry in place in the pub and all his friends back home with Thelma.
Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 2There is plenty of "goo and poo" today, as some medieval knights discover the most disgusting way to attack a castle.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 9 - Flash, Bang, WallopGary has to take drastic measures to make sure that a compromising photograph from the 1940s is not seen in the present day.
As Time Goes By
Episode 5.5, Broadcast Plans: Lionel's script makes it on to American TV, but the show gets a mixed reception. The couple make a wise decision in refusing Alistair's invitation to enjoy New York hospitality.
What The Dickens?
Series 3, Episode 3Sandi Toksvig, Chris Addison and Sue Perkins are joined by comedians Robin Ince and Dave Gorman in a battle of wit and wits.
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 2 - Restaurant ReservationDigby and Hacker cause havoc in the kitchen of a celebrity chef.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Mystical Boudoir Of Nurse Gladys EmmanuelArkwright will do anything to get himself into Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's bedroom, including the use of a ladder and a box of chocolates. Meanwhile Granville takes to wearing tights on his head.
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 2 - And So To BedEpisode 8.2, Porn Yesterday: Harold brings home a vintage What the Butler Saw machine - which provides the vicar with a Heaven-sent opportunity to make some money at the church fete.
Gigglebiz
Series 1, Episode 25Known to his millions of young fans as Mr Tumble, Bafta-winner and CBeebies favourite Justin Fletcher continues to entertain viewers under the age of six with some more crazy comedy characters.
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 2, Episode 8The dreaded dinner lady serves up another weighty helping in the canteen; the blueberry cook tries a spot of decorating; there is another tantalising spread on offer at the party buffet.
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 3.7, What to Wear When Yachting: Hyacinth plans a nautical supper aboard a borrowed cruiser, and hopes the evening goes swimmingly.
15 Minute Musical
Series 1, Episode 4 - Calamity DaveThe hoe-down low-down on the Posh and Becks story.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - The HustlerGambling fever has hit Slade - subjects include the number of bricks in a cell, and the number of eggs laid by the hens on the prison farm. Fletch has organised a big game in a secret location, but will anyone actually win?
The Fast Lady
Cyclist Murdoch Troon is encouraged to double his wheel-count for the affections of a beautiful girl - however, her father could be a greater obstacle.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 18th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 18.00.
Chain Reaction
Series 7, Episode 2 - Simon Day interviews Peter HookThis week Simon Day, who was interviewed by Rhys Thomas last week, puts the questions to Peter Hook.
Carry On Doctor
Frankie Howerd joins the Carry On regulars in a hospital-based adventure. With Sid James, Jim Dale and Kenneth Williams.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 8 - SleepoverWhen Angela's new-found friends bail out of her first ever sleepover, the monsters are only too keen to step in for some girly fun. But her fickle friends decide to turn up after all, and Angela finds herself trying to keep the two sleepovers separate.
Carry On Spying
Four trainee spies are put on the trail of the subversive organisation STENCH as they try to track down the secret Formula X.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 9 - Dear DiaryEddie and the monsters keep reading Angela's diary - obsessed with her day-to-day life. But when Angela finds out, she gets her revenge by writing entries she knows will freak the monsters out.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 1 - All Roads Lead To RamonBen gets a new assistant and surprise, surprise she doesn't like him.
Peoplewatch
Episode 4Comedy natural history about humans, Springwatch style, presented by St John Attenborough with co-host Jeremy Clarkson (played by Lewis Macleod). The theme is habitats.
George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 1 - Opportunity KnocksJerry appears at the Ropers' front door with a business proposition for George. It's one that he just cannot turn down - although he definitely should!
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Mystical Boudoir Of Nurse Gladys EmmanuelArkwright will do anything to get himself into Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's bedroom, including the use of a ladder and a box of chocolates. Meanwhile Granville takes to wearing tights on his head.
Comedy Connections
Series 1, Episode 6 - Only Fools And HorsesThe series charting the history of some of our best comedy shows, and finding out what the teams who made them have gone on to do since, takes a look at Only Fools And Horses, with contributions from John Sullivan, Ray Butt, David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Roger Lloyd Pack, John Challis and Sue Holderness.
Two Pipe Problems
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Case of the Missing MeerschaumWilliam and Sandy are to appear at a Sherlock Holmes Convention, held at a hotel just around the corner from Baker Street.
Terry & June
Series 3, Episode 5 - June's Holiday WeekendThe Medfords' attempts to relax over a weekend are thwarted by a series of events with which Terry, of course, struggles to cope.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Unkindest CutSusan tells Ben that she might be pregnant. When everyone finds out about Susan's secret, she breaks the news that she isn't in fact pregnant... much to Ben's glee. Susan thinks Ben has had a vasectomy, but has he?
Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 2 - And So To BedEpisode 8.2, Porn Yesterday: Harold brings home a vintage What the Butler Saw machine - which provides the vicar with a Heaven-sent opportunity to make some money at the church fete.
As Time Goes By
Episode 5.5, Broadcast Plans: Lionel's script makes it on to American TV, but the show gets a mixed reception. The couple make a wise decision in refusing Alistair's invitation to enjoy New York hospitality.
15 Minute Musical
Series 1, Episode 4 - Calamity DaveThe hoe-down low-down on the Posh and Becks story.
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 3.7, What to Wear When Yachting: Hyacinth plans a nautical supper aboard a borrowed cruiser, and hopes the evening goes swimmingly.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - The HustlerGambling fever has hit Slade - subjects include the number of bricks in a cell, and the number of eggs laid by the hens on the prison farm. Fletch has organised a big game in a secret location, but will anyone actually win?
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 10 - Accentuate The PositiveWith the war coming to an end, there are surprises in store for Gary, his two wives, and Ron.
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, SpecialA mix of new sketches, outtakes and favourite sketches from the series.
The Good Life
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Weaver's TaleTom's latest plan is to buy a loom and that he and Barbara should begin producing their own cloth. By happy coincidence, it seems Margo has her heart set on a loom - but Jerry, with Barbara's encouragement, is keen to curtail her spending.
Chain Reaction
Series 7, Episode 3 - Peter Hook interviews John Cooper ClarkePeter Hook, who was interviewed by Simon Day last time, talks to punk performance poet John Cooper Clarke.
And Another Thing...
Episode 10Part ten of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy' in which we come to an end.
George & Mildred
Series 3, Episode 2 - And So To BedAs if Mildred wasn't already sick enough of having to just 'make do and mend', the marital bed promptly gives way after a good few decades' service. Unfortunately, George is on a Higher Purchase blacklist.
What The Dickens?
Series 3, Episode 4Sandi Toksvig hosts the irreverent quiz as captains Chris Addison and Sue Perkins are joined by impressionist Alistair McGowan and Just A Minute legend Nicholas Parsons.
Those That Can't
Series 3, Episode 6 - PromotionCharlotte finally gets the chance to become permanent head of Tom Jones Comp, but first she must face the governors' unfair selection process.
Terry & June
Series 3, Episode 6 - In Sickness And In HealthTerry and June are looking forward to a weekend away - on behalf of Sir Dennis - when Terry falls ill.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 5The last time Mum's sister Auntie Angela came to visit, it all ended in disaster. Now she is back to show off the American therapist she has married.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 6Mum and Dad struggle to put things right between them, but Karen is unimpressed by their behaviour.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 3 - Dara O Briain, Greg Davies, Stewart FrancisMock The Week host Dara O Briain brings the house down, before introducing sets from Inbetweeners star Greg Davies and Canadian one-liner specialist Stewart Francis.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 3Bernie welcomes a new co-worker, an American girl explains a meaningful conversation with a man and the scared woman is scared again.
My Family
Series 11, Episode 8 - A Decent ProposalWhile the Harper family are attending Grace's funeral, Susan has a visitor from beyond the grave with an offer she can hardly refuse.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 9The boys and their guests thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics; from the silly to the serious, from celebrity gossip to world politics. With guests Nick Grimshaw, Rachel Riley, Peter Serafinowicz and Daniel Sloss.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 3It's Sunday evening and Nana's been round all day. Whilst Denise has her wedding dress fitted, Dave, Jim and Antony are relegated to the kitchen - but nothing'll stop them watching The Antiques Roadshow.
My Family
Series 11, Episode 8 - A Decent ProposalWhile the Harper family are attending Grace's funeral, Susan has a visitor from beyond the grave with an offer she can hardly refuse.
Miranda
Series 2, Episode 2 - Before I DieMiranda's recent experience in the graveyard gets her thinking. This week she starts to worry what her life is all about and what people would say at her funeral.
The Pranker
Episode 5Rave Monkey experiences a momentary lapse of reason in front of a fishmonger, there's more Lady Mash-up as Flash Harry displays his ample charms to a bemused barman, and a unwitting handyman is treated to a bodaciously bad-taste cabaret in a normally quiet cul-de-sac.
Chris Moyles Quiz Night
Series 4, Episode 5In this episode Dermot O'Leary, Barbara Windsor and Micky Flanagan lock horns with Chris in order to show off their knowledge, to try to secure a place in the grand final, and quip their way to the illustrious top spot on the series leader board.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 4Paul and Sam discover that their geography is a bit rusty, Nan is excited about Meals On Wheels and Carole is annoyed by vegetarians, mime artists and windscreen washers.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 1It's just a normal evening in at the Royles': Jim's piles are playing up, there's not an awful lot on telly, Antony and Darren are off to the Pear Tree after eating, and Baby David needs his nappy changed.
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 2, Episode 4Rob Brydon meets Chris O'Dowd, star of the blockbuster comedy movie, Bridesmaids. Ronnie Wood and Mick Hucknall join Rob for a singalong and The Faces perform live. Plus, stand-up comedy from Josh Widdicombe.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 10Alexander Armstrong returns as guest host with Ross Noble and Micky Flanagan joining the panel.
Chain Reaction
Series 7, Episode 1 - Rhys Thomas interviews Simon DayThis week, Rhys Thomas interviews Simon Day.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 5 - PurgatoryDonna finds Gaz's mobile ringing on Janet's table. Janet appears flustered but claims Gaz needed to talk about Donna. Donna feels guilty, believing she's neglected him. When the coast is clear, Gaz emerges, feeling guilty about Janet.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Episode 6While it is impossible to know what news will feature in this totally topical show, smart money must be on the forthcoming royal wedding joining the many other major stories going under the Good News spotlight this week.
Knocker
Episode 2 - EligibilliantIan attempts to ask children about their views on yogurt, on a rough council estate in the middle of Halloween. He only manages to ask an old woman, who thinks he his Death.
Wall Of Fame
Out-takes - UnseenTake a peek at never-before-seen footage from the topical panel show's first run.
John Bishop's Britain
Series 2, Episode 2 - FoodJohn's guests in this episode include John Torode and Gregg Wallace, talking about food.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 5The last time Mum's sister Auntie Angela came to visit, it all ended in disaster. Now she is back to show off the American therapist she has married.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 7 - Homeless And HornyGaz can't get an erection. He's worried but won't tell Donna. She tells him she's a meeting with her fanciable personal tutor. Jonny realises he hasn't enough money to buy a drink. Louise cuts Janet's cigarette break short - literally!
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 3 - Dara O Briain, Greg Davies, Stewart FrancisMock The Week host Dara O Briain brings the house down, before introducing sets from Inbetweeners star Greg Davies and Canadian one-liner specialist Stewart Francis.
The Review Show At The Edinburgh Festival
In the first of three Review Shows live from the Edinburgh Festival, Kirsty Wark is joined by writer Hari Kunzru, comedian and columnist Natalie Haynes and former director of the Edinburgh Film Festival Hannah McGill. On their agenda from the first week of events are items including a new exhibition from David Mach, a new play by Marc Almond and Mark Ravenhill and the pick of the taboo-busting comedy from the Fringe.
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 4Adam Hills takes a seat on the left of the screen with Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile Jo Caulfield is back on, she's on Russell Howard and Andy Parsons's team again.
The Jason Byrne Show
Series 1, Episode 6 - MedicineThe last episode in the series is focused around the topic of medicine. With special guest Ivan Brackenbury.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 3Julie's spirits are a little too lifted when Gavin gives her the Valco manager's handbook, and Andy regrets signing up for the marathon.
My Favourite Joke
Episode 4Contributors this week include Dara O'Briain, Alan Carr, Joan Rivers and Phill Jupitus.
Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 6Mum and Dad struggle to put things right between them, but Karen is unimpressed by their behaviour.
Omid Djalili Live In London
The award-winning British-Iranian comedian performs live on stage at London's Hammersmith Apollo in 2009.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 1 - All Roads Lead To RamonBen gets a new assistant and surprise, surprise she doesn't like him.
The Marriage Ref
Episode 6This week, panellists Jonathan Ross, Jack Dee and Gavin & Stacey's Joanna Page must decide who is in the right and who is in the wrong in three domestic disputes. Featuring a couple who are fighting over the temperature in their bedroom and a husband who spends a lot of time on his fantasy role-playing hobby.
Grumpy Old Holidays
Four-part series in which grumpy celebrities ponder on why holidays are just another of life's many disappointments.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 3It's Sunday evening and Nana's been round all day. Whilst Denise has her wedding dress fitted, Dave, Jim and Antony are relegated to the kitchen - but nothing'll stop them watching The Antiques Roadshow.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Unkindest CutSusan tells Ben that she might be pregnant. When everyone finds out about Susan's secret, she breaks the news that she isn't in fact pregnant... much to Ben's glee. Susan thinks Ben has had a vasectomy, but has he?
Peoplewatch
Episode 4Comedy natural history about humans, Springwatch style, presented by St John Attenborough with co-host Jeremy Clarkson (played by Lewis Macleod). The theme is habitats.
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 5, Episode 1 - Kenneth WilliamsPortrait of popular comic actor Kenneth Williams, star of TV, radio and film, whose outrageous antics masked loneliness and a life of paradoxes.
Grumpy Old Holidays
Four-part series in which grumpy celebrities ponder on why holidays are just another of life's many disappointments.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 3Bernie welcomes a new co-worker, an American girl explains a meaningful conversation with a man and the scared woman is scared again.
The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 1It's just a normal evening in at the Royles': Jim's piles are playing up, there's not an awful lot on telly, Antony and Darren are off to the Pear Tree after eating, and Baby David needs his nappy changed.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 10Alexander Armstrong returns as guest host with Ross Noble and Micky Flanagan joining the panel.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 4Paul and Sam discover that their geography is a bit rusty, Nan is excited about Meals On Wheels and Carole is annoyed by vegetarians, mime artists and windscreen washers.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 3.1, Girl Friday: A super-efficient PA who witnesses a murder in the office, then gets pressured by her philandering boss to provide a lot more than the usual secretarial services.
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 4Adam Hills takes a seat on the left of the screen with Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile Jo Caulfield is back on, she's on Russell Howard and Andy Parsons's team again.
Heroes Of Comedy
Special - Max WallProfile of entertainer Max Wall, who combined physical comedy, slapstick, surrealism and stand-up in his performances - a style that has influenced a range of modern stars.
The Pranker
Episode 5Rave Monkey experiences a momentary lapse of reason in front of a fishmonger, there's more Lady Mash-up as Flash Harry displays his ample charms to a bemused barman, and a unwitting handyman is treated to a bodaciously bad-taste cabaret in a normally quiet cul-de-sac.
Not The Nine O'Clock News
Popular satirical sketch show of the late 70s and early 80s starring Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 5 - PurgatoryDonna finds Gaz's mobile ringing on Janet's table. Janet appears flustered but claims Gaz needed to talk about Donna. Donna feels guilty, believing she's neglected him. When the coast is clear, Gaz emerges, feeling guilty about Janet.
Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It
More deadpan wit with Jo Brand in this 1997 series of stand-up and sketch comedy based around life on the road.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Episode 6While it is impossible to know what news will feature in this totally topical show, smart money must be on the forthcoming royal wedding joining the many other major stories going under the Good News spotlight this week.
The Detectives
Sitcom starring Robert Powell and Jasper Carrott as Dave Briggs and Bob Louis, the Met's most incompetent detectives.
Jo Brand: Like It Or Lump It
More deadpan wit with Jo Brand in this 1997 series of stand-up and sketch comedy based around life on the road.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 7 - Homeless And HornyGaz can't get an erection. He's worried but won't tell Donna. She tells him she's a meeting with her fanciable personal tutor. Jonny realises he hasn't enough money to buy a drink. Louise cuts Janet's cigarette break short - literally!
Omid Djalili Live In London
The award-winning British-Iranian comedian performs live on stage at London's Hammersmith Apollo in 2009.
Rex The Runt
Claymation sitcom from Aardman Animations. The ten minute episodes revolve around the lives of four dogs - Rex, Bad Bob, Wendy and Vince.
Time Gentlemen Please
Patriotic landlord Guv runs a pub so successful it has no name, and is frequented only by a group of life's greatest losers.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 5At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Kevin Bridges on his Scottish accent, Zoe Lyons on alpha males, Andrew Lawrence on his school experiences and Russell Kane on the X Factor.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 3.5, Sally's Libel: Following a recent news story about her, Sally goes to court to prove that she is liked in the office, meaning the GlobeLink staff have to do the unthinkable - tell people that Sally is nice.