Schedule Tuesday 9th August 2011
6am
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Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 6 - SnapA bitter rival of David's has arrived at the hotel. This man was even to blame for his redundancy!
6am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 1Aveline has been mugged and the Boswell boys make a mass protest at the police station. Billy, meanwhile, has to break the news to his mother that his baby is to be christened in a Protestant church!
6:30am
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The Two Ronnies
A Christmas edition from 1984 featuring sketches, jokes and songs, including a milkman's answer to the Queen's speech. With music by Elaine Paige.
7:30am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 2Joey suspects that he's found his dog that went missing two years ago, and Grandad proves to be as shrewd in negotiation as any of the family.
8am
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 4 - Moving OnWhen Terry sees the changes that have happened to his home town since he's been away, he is horrified. The labour exchange add to his misery by sending him for a job interview with a company who's staff are all too familiar. He decides to seek out Hughie, an old army buddy, in deepest Berwickshire.
8:30am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 6 - Just In TimeWhen a workman arrives to mend the hole in the space-time continuum, Gary has to decide where his future lies.
8:40am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 5.2, Lionel's Ex-Wife: Lionel is surprised to receive a letter from ex-wife Margaret and arranges an informal get-together to chat about old times. However, it soon transpires that her glamorous lifestyle isn't all it seems.
9am30 min
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 12 - Now That's MagicDigby and Hacker are forced by editor Max to take part in a local fun run but how will they win the race if they cannot reach the starting line?
9:20am
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Housekeeper CaperArkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper. It doesn't succeed in getting Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous but does tempt the "Black Widow", the formidable Mrs Feathermore...
10am
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 7 - The Desperate HoursEpisode 7.7, The Desperate Hours: Two convicts break out of Wormwood Scrubs and nip round the corner to Oil Drum Lane, where they seek shelter with Albert and Harold - probably the only men in London worse off than them.
10:05am
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Gigglebiz
Series 1, Episode 22Known to his millions of young fans as Mr Tumble, Bafta-winner and CBeebies favourite Justin Fletcher continues to entertain viewers under the age of six with some more crazy comedy characters.
10:05am
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Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 2, Episode 5Athletic zombies and a disconcerting dinner lady feature in this week's episode. In addition, museum curators Mr Faraway and Mr Elevenses reveal more wonders at the Museum Of Imagination. And it is prize-giving time on North Barrasay and the snowman decides to take a holiday.
10:40am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 3.4, How to Go on Holiday Without Really Trying: Hyacinth makes expensive vacation plans and discovers that voluntary church cleaning is certainly no holiday. Meanwhile, Rose ends up in a compromising position.
11:20am
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Dawn Of ManVictor's hobby of fishing leads to an encounter with humanity at its most primitive. Patrick's gay brother, Nigel, comes to visit and Victor is asked to give a speech to the WI.
12pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 17th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 18.00.
12pm
(repeat)
The Goon Show
China Story: Neddie has to visit the Tea House of the August Moon, which an only be opened by knocking on the door 6,000 times. First aired in 1955.
12:30pm
(repeat)
Lucy Montgomery's Variety Pack
Series 2, Episode 2A free newspaper turns out not to be free, some interns arrive at a fashion agency, a local shop adds a personalised VIP shopping service and an alien pitches a movie.
1pm
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Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Fabulous MonsterettesEddie is convinced that his parents are splitting up and asks the monsters to help him stop his Dad running away. But the monsters are too busy reviving their singing group, The Fabulous Monsterettes, convinced that Angela wants them as her backing group.
1:05pm
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The Million Pound Note
Comedy film about a penniless man who is given a million pound note and instructed to live on it for a month without spending any of it.
1:20pm
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Carry On, Constable
Classic comedy with Sid James making his debut. A group of novices are drafted in to cover at a police station that's been hit by flu.
1:25pm
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Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 5 - Big FibWhen Eddie teaches the monsters about lying, little does he realise what he has unleashed. What starts out as a tiny fib soon escalates into a series of huge whoppers and Eddie has to play along with all of them for fear of being found out.
1:40pm
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My Family
Series 1, Episode 3 - Droit De Seigneur BenWhen Brigitte sets Janey up on a date with the son of Lord Whitten, she is over the moon because "he's absolutely gorgeous".
1:55pm
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George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Unkindest Cut Of AllMildred's even snobbier sister, Ethel, and her husband visit the Ropers for dinner. Unfortunately, George has forgotten to pay the electricity bill...
2pm
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Housekeeper CaperArkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper. It doesn't succeed in getting Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous but does tempt the "Black Widow", the formidable Mrs Feathermore...
2:15pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 4 - The Class Of 62A school reunion has unexpected repercussions for the Trotter family, as events threaten to disrupt Del's glorious path to fatherhood.
2:15pm45 min
Higher
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Price Of PartnershipTeaching has become a dirty word at Hayborough University and when a new Dean of Research Development comes on board, she urges partnerships abroad.
2:20pm
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My Family
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Last ResortFor Susan's 40th birthday, Ben... or rather Janey... decides that he and Susan should go away for the weekend.
2:30pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 3, Episode 2 - Stars On SundayTerry and June visit Terry's colleague Malcolm in hospital, and end up trying to breathe new life into the hospital radio station.
2:40pm
(repeat)
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 7 - The Desperate HoursEpisode 7.7, The Desperate Hours: Two convicts break out of Wormwood Scrubs and nip round the corner to Oil Drum Lane, where they seek shelter with Albert and Harold - probably the only men in London worse off than them.
3:20pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Episode 5.2, Lionel's Ex-Wife: Lionel is surprised to receive a letter from ex-wife Margaret and arranges an informal get-together to chat about old times. However, it soon transpires that her glamorous lifestyle isn't all it seems.
4pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 3.4, How to Go on Holiday Without Really Trying: Hyacinth makes expensive vacation plans and discovers that voluntary church cleaning is certainly no holiday. Meanwhile, Rose ends up in a compromising position.
4:40pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Dawn Of ManVictor's hobby of fishing leads to an encounter with humanity at its most primitive. Patrick's gay brother, Nigel, comes to visit and Victor is asked to give a speech to the WI.
5:10pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 7 - How I Won The WarA trip to entertain the troops forces Gary to play the hero.
5:20pm
(repeat)
The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 1 - Keep On RunningDenzil calls about Boycie's house bringing news that the infamous Driscoll Brothers are being released early from prison and they're on the hunt for the supergrass who helped get them banged up. Boycie is horrified. By the time Marlene and Tyler return, he's sold the house, sold the car dealership and planned a new life in Shropshire.
5:30pm
(repeat)
Count Arthur Strong's Radio Show!
Series 1, Episode 2A confused and muddled day in the life of the former variety star. From a perplexing trip to the post office to a mystery celebrity appearance on his cable vision cookery show.
6:15pm
(repeat)
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 10 - NorthendersDigby is excited when Hacker becomes the star of a TV soap opera but Hacker becomes so famous his fellow actors want him off the show.
6:30pm30 min
Lucy Montgomery's Variety Pack
Series 2, Episode 3A pilot has to sing a song before he's allowed to land, a family go on holiday next door, and teenagers Daisy and Maisie try to contact some ghosts.
6:30pm
(repeat)
And Another Thing...
Episode 7Part seven of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', which features discovering the importance of the Cheese.
6:50pm
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George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Right Way To TravelMildred's desperate for a holiday, and has heard of a nice, cheap package tour to Majorca available. The only catch? It's for members of the Conservative Party...
7pm
(repeat)
The Goon Show
China Story: Neddie has to visit the Tea House of the August Moon, which an only be opened by knocking on the door 6,000 times. First aired in 1955.
7:25pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 3, Episode 3 - It's A KnockoutAn evening of dressing up in old It's A Knockout costumes coincides with the arrival of Terry's company chairman for dinner.
8pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
8:40pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 7The Brockman family have a very restless night. Will anyone get any sleep? And what on earth are those dreadful noises coming from next door? And why is there a policeman at their front door?
9pm
(repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 6 - Dara O'Briain, Stephen K. Amos and Frankie BoyleDara O'Briain is joined by special guests Stephen K Amos and Frankie Boyle. Recorded live at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo, this last show of the series hammers computer geeks, Australians, the seventies and present buying.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:20pm
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The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Christmas Special - The Green Eyed MonsterFowler is battling Grim for promotion, who tells him that he needs to be married to be promoted. Raymond proposes to Patricia but in such an unromantic way that she leaves him. Goody and Boyle take Fowler for a night on the town to cheer him up but they choose the same place that Habib has taken Patricia.
10pm
(repeat)
Show Me The Funny
Episode 4 - HospitalThis week, the remaining seven comedians try to get the hang of hospital humour.
10pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 5 - General HospitalWith the Germans aware of every one of the British army's moves before they've even made them, General Melchett tracks the source to a spy in the nearby hospital. Blackadder is called upon to root out the Kraut snoop and bring him to justice.
10pm
(repeat)
Twenty Twelve
Series 1, Episode 4Ex-athlete Dave Wellbeck is, in theory, a natural choice as Brand Ambassador for a scheme to get young people inspired by Olympic ideals - but he has about as much charisma as a dimmer switch.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 7Martin Clunes acts as guest host, with Grayson Perry and Jimmy Carr as guest panellists.
10pm
(repeat)
Lucy Montgomery's Variety Pack
Series 2, Episode 2A free newspaper turns out not to be free, some interns arrive at a fashion agency, a local shop adds a personalised VIP shopping service and an alien pitches a movie.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Comedy Kings - Best Of Just For Laughs
Episode 3Jimeoin, Tim Minchin and Patrice O'Neal perform stand-up comedy routines at Montreal's renowned Just For Laughs festival.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 6Six-year-old Karen is preoccupied with the exact whereabouts of Satan, and Ben falls foul of a hardline football referee.
11pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 1, Episode 3 - Droit De Seigneur BenWhen Brigitte sets Janey up on a date with the son of Lord Whitten, she is over the moon because "he's absolutely gorgeous".
11pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 9, Highlights SpecialDara O Briain, Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis and Russell Howard return with a special edition of the show.
11pm
(repeat)
A Jewel In The Comedy Crown
A Radio 4 documentary in which Jason Manford pays tribute to Jimmy Jewel, the master of reinvention.
11pm
(repeat)
Men About The House
A documentary looking at five decades of the father in British sitcoms.
11:05pm
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 6, Episode 8 - The Inbetweeners, Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis, Jessie JAlan is joined by pop superstar Justin Timberlake and actress Mila Kunis, to talk about their new movie Friends with Benefits. The cast of The Inbetweeners pop in to talk about their forthcoming film. Plus, UK pop sensation Jessie J chats to Alan and performs her new single Who's Laughing Now.
11:20pm
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Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 7The Brockman family have a very restless night. Will anyone get any sleep? And what on earth are those dreadful noises coming from next door? And why is there a policeman at their front door?
11:40pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Last ResortFor Susan's 40th birthday, Ben... or rather Janey... decides that he and Susan should go away for the weekend.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
11:40pm
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Trollied
Series 1, Episode 1Julie prepares to celebrate her birthday with a dinner party, but guests keep dropping out. Meanwhile, new OAP employee Margaret has trouble at the checkout when her elbow turns into tomatoes, and Kieran has a bit of trouble with a shirt.
Midnight
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 5 - General HospitalWith the Germans aware of every one of the British army's moves before they've even made them, General Melchett tracks the source to a spy in the nearby hospital. Blackadder is called upon to root out the Kraut snoop and bring him to justice.
12:10am
(repeat)
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 2Julie isn't happy when her popular predecessor, Leanne, pops in. Plus, Margaret tackles the tannoy.
12:15am
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Ed Byrne: Different Class
Stand-up comedy from Irish funnyman Ed Byrne.
12:40am
(repeat)
The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Christmas Special - The Green Eyed MonsterFowler is battling Grim for promotion, who tells him that he needs to be married to be promoted. Raymond proposes to Patricia but in such an unromantic way that she leaves him. Goody and Boyle take Fowler for a night on the town to cheer him up but they choose the same place that Habib has taken Patricia.
12:40am55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 7Martin Clunes acts as guest host, with Grayson Perry and Jimmy Carr as guest panellists.
1:20am
(repeat)
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4.4, Confessions of a Murderer: A fresh-faced police inspector is driven to distraction by the ludicrous confessions of cat-loving eccentric Harriet Snellgrove, who demands the boys in blue respond to her claims that she murdered a missing bank manager.
1:35am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 9, Highlights SpecialDara O Briain, Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis and Russell Howard return with a special edition of the show.
1:45am
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Mongrels
Series 1, Episode 7 - Marion The Superfluous Feed CharacterNelson organises a rooftop picnic to celebrate Vince's birthday, but things go badly wrong when an accident with a party popper puts Vince in a coma. Meanwhile, Destiny tries dating a bossy sheepdog and Kali plots her revenge on Harry Hill after seeing her mum getting electrocuted on You've Been Framed.
2am
(repeat)
The Two Ronnies
A Christmas edition from 1984 featuring sketches, jokes and songs, including a milkman's answer to the Queen's speech. With music by Elaine Paige.
2:15am
(repeat)
Mongrels
Series 1, Episode 8 - Nelson The Naughty ArsonistIt's the worst time of the year for the animals - Bonfire Night (aka 5/11). After failing in his job last year as a fire warden, Nelson faces an angry mob led by Marion demanding an end to the event for good. Kali has her wings clipped and discovers she is suddenly an easy meal for Vince. Destiny decides to pursue a modelling career.
2:35am
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Time Gentlemen Please
Patriotic landlord Guv runs a pub so successful it has no name, and is frequented only by a group of life's greatest losers.
3:10am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 5At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Kevin Bridges on his Scottish accent, Zoe Lyons on alpha males, Andrew Lawrence on his school experiences and Russell Kane on the X Factor.
3:40am
(repeat)
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 6Miss Single offers to slip into something less comfortable in a furniture shop; Technophobe toys with a car mechanic; and a camera gets broken in the artist's studio.