Schedule Friday 5th August 2011
Bread
Series 2, Episode 4Things are looking up for Billy when he starts making money on his sandwich round. Unfortunately, his sudden realisation that money can come out of a hole in the wall is spoilt when it is stolen out of his hand. Meanwhile, Grandad gets a wheelchair. Or two.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 1 - Strangers On A TrainWhen Bob spends a weekend in London after leaving the Army, he is ill-prepared for the events of the homeward journey. Not only does he have an unexpected reunion on the train but he is also in danger of not getting home at all - and Thelma is not happy to see the stranger who awaits her at the train station.
The Brittas Empire
Series 5, Episode 8 - The Last DayAs Brittas prepares for his departure to Brussels as European commissioner for sport, he decides that an emergency watertank should be installed as an extra fire precaution.
Bread
Series 2, Episode 5Billy is distraught when Julie takes the baby and heads to London to stay with friends; meanwhile Freddie Boswell comes home to stay.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 4 - Grief EncounterPhoebe loses patience when Gary backs out of the limelight. Does she have more than a brief encounter on her mind? Meanwhile, tensions in LA over Yvonne's American operations rise exponentially.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 2 - Home Is The HeroTerry's homecoming is greeted with a certain lack of enthusiasm and it's down to Bob to provide him with a bed. Thelma is suffering from shock and Bob attempts to ease her fears but letting your new home be used as temporary accommodation by your best mate is not going to help - if she finds out!
As Time Goes By
Episode 4.10, Improvements: Lionel's script about his early romance with Jean goes into production, but he is aghast at some of the liberties taken by the brash American producers, and tries to stop them making any radical changes.
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 10 - NorthendersDigby is excited when Hacker becomes the star of a TV soap opera but Hacker becomes so famous his fellow actors want him off the show.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 1 - Soulmate WeekendGranville is desperate for female company, so he decides to resort to advertising. He ends up getting more than he bargained for.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 5 - Loathe StoryEpisode 7.5, Loathe Story: Harold seeks psychiatric help after he tries to strangle Albert during a bout of sleepwalking.
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 2, Episode 3Fearless Harry Bolds tackles his latest dangerous activity, armed with shoddy equipment he has paid a packet for; Emily and Monty try to hit the big time yet again and attempt another audition; and the helpful bees lend a hand in the kitchen.
Gigglebiz
Series 1, Episode 20Today's feast of frivolity features intrepid explorer Rapids Johnson as he gets himself kitted out for another expedition; tired old toy tin soldier Major Boogie gets in step with his old friend the toy cowboy; and glamorous weather reporter Gail Force continues with her uncanny knack of reporting on weather conditions which affect only her.
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 3.2, Iron Age Remains: Hyacinth forces Richard to participate in a trip to the countryside to look for Iron Age remains, but further cultural excursions are curtailed when Daisy and Onslow report that Rose is behaving in an outrageous fashion.
15 Minute Musical
Series 1, Episode 1 - Brothers In ArmsA medieval rock opera about the Blair-Brown leadership battle.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 2 - Tales Of TerrorVictor is alarmed when a routine medical test turns out to have sinister implications. He also has problems with the builders and Mrs. Warboys's cousin Wilf's voice synthesiser, whilst Margaret tries to avoid a terrible telephone conversation...
Cabin Pressure
Series 3, Episode 6 - St PetersburgSome vodka and an unwary bird could spell the end of the line for MJN Air, and when Carolyn meets her ex-husband, the atmosphere turns even icier.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 17th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 18.00.
Chain Reaction
Series 5, Episode 1 - Robert Llewellyn interviews Dave GormanThe new series of the tag-team interview show kicks off with Robert Llewellyn interviewing Dave Gorman.
Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 13 - Girltastic, Part 2When Steve and Keith discover that Sadie's main competition for Girltastic Girl of the Year is Whitney, the captain of the Cheerups, they have their work cut out to convince the journo that Sadie is better - but things go wrong when Steve and Whitney have a fight in the Y.
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 1 - Strictly No PetsThe Carlson's move into their new dream home but little do they realise there are monsters living in the basement. How long can Eddie hide Fiend, Haggis and Norman from the rest of the family?
My Family
Series 10, Episode 6 - SlammertimeThe Harpers face a robbery and a simple case of mistaken identity, and are amazed at how quickly Ben can make new friends.
Peoplewatch
Episode 3 - CommunicationComedy natural history about humans, Springwatch style, presented by St John Attenborough with co-host Cheryl Cole (played by Kate Robbins). The theme is communication.
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 2 - All Around The ClockGeorge hasn't been allowed to forget his wedding anniversary, and buys Mildred a carriage clock. Meanwhile, the Fourmiles return from a 'winter holiday' to find their house burgled.
What The Dickens?
Series 1, Episode 5The panellists tonight are comedian Andre Vincent and British journalist and feminist Rosie Boycott.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 1 - Soulmate WeekendGranville is desperate for female company, so he decides to resort to advertising. He ends up getting more than he bargained for.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 2 - The Chance Of A LunchtimeRaquel attends an audition and, despite Del's help, she gets the part. But fortune has a knack of spoiling the best laid plans...
My Family
Series 10, Episode 7 - Ben Behaving BadlyBen volunteers to look after one of Janey's elderly care clients for an evening; what could possibly go wrong?
Terry & June
Series 2, Episode 6 - Only Two Can PlayWhen Terry takes up painting, June resurrects an old interest in playing the cello. Sadly, neither of them seem to have the slightest bit of talent in their respective fields.
Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 5 - Loathe StoryEpisode 7.5, Loathe Story: Harold seeks psychiatric help after he tries to strangle Albert during a bout of sleepwalking.
As Time Goes By
Episode 4.10, Improvements: Lionel's script about his early romance with Jean goes into production, but he is aghast at some of the liberties taken by the brash American producers, and tries to stop them making any radical changes.
15 Minute Musical
Series 1, Episode 1 - Brothers In ArmsA medieval rock opera about the Blair-Brown leadership battle.
Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 3.2, Iron Age Remains: Hyacinth forces Richard to participate in a trip to the countryside to look for Iron Age remains, but further cultural excursions are curtailed when Daisy and Onslow report that Rose is behaving in an outrageous fashion.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 2 - Tales Of TerrorVictor is alarmed when a routine medical test turns out to have sinister implications. He also has problems with the builders and Mrs. Warboys's cousin Wilf's voice synthesiser, whilst Margaret tries to avoid a terrible telephone conversation...
Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 3, Episode 12Jasmine and Prudith have fun in a pound shop, Colin and Malcolm get a surprise visit from the boss and Jasper the dog gets lost again.
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 5 - ...The 'Ouses In BetweenA foggy night in London town leads Gary into a close encounter with Jack the Ripper.
Going Straight
Episode 4 - Going To WorkFletcher's parole officer finds him a job at a hotel, but first night nerves lead to harsh words at home and the result is Fletch in the pub in his carpet slippers. It's down to Godber to make sure Fletch doesn't blow his new job before it's even begun.
Chain Reaction
Series 7, Episode 2 - Simon Day interviews Peter HookThis week Simon Day, who was interviewed by Rhys Thomas last week, puts the questions to Peter Hook.
And Another Thing...
Episode 5Part five of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which an immortal challenge must be faced.
George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Travelling ManWhen George advertises for a lodger to take their spare room, Mildred is not impresse - until, that is, she sees the male applicant!
Those That Can't
Series 3, Episode 5 - Press GangThe techniques of tabloid journalism creep into Tom Jones Comp school magazine and nearly provoke a super-injunction.
Odd One In
Series 2, Episode 7This episode is a soap opera special in which Michelle Keegan and John Thomson from Coronation Street take on Emmerdale's Adele Silva and Charlie Baker. The teams must try and spot who is the real Greek, who has the fake tattoo, who is part of a knife-throwing double act, who is wearing a mullet wig and who can lift up a person with their ears. Will the soap stars be able to find the odd one in, or will they be fooled by the fakers?
Terry & June
Series 3, Episode 1 - The LawnmowerTerry and June get off to a bad start with their new neighbours in a dispute over a lawnmower.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 2Six-year-old Karen mourns the death of a mouse (killed in a trap by her mouse-murdering parents), eight-year-old Ben stands for election as class rep and older brother Jake triggers his Mum's she-tiger instincts by bringing a girl home for tea.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 3Another celebration of parental incompetence as Pete and Sue attempt to ban TV and have an old-fashioned Sunday, with traditional parlour games like Pelmanism and Scissors-Paper-Velociraptor.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 2 - Lee Mack, Rich Hall, Danny BhoyLee Mack, comedian and star of BBC One sitcom Not Going Out, presents sets from American comic Rich Hall and Scotland's very own Danny Bhoy.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 1A young couple has to live in their car for their baby's sake, Claire is 'not drunk enough' and Nan accuses a social worker of stealing her clothes. Also, is Beyoncé "bling bling" or "bing bing"?
My Family
Series 11, Episode 7 - 'BookedAn old flame of Susan's makes an appearance while Ben is away on a dental outreach programme, and she may just get her fingers burned.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 8This edition of the show sees Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson joined by Rhod Gilbert, Sarah Millican, Gregg Wallace and Kate Silverton to debate the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics; from the silly to the serious, from celebrity gossip to world politics.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 1It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?
My Family
Series 11, Episode 7 - 'BookedAn old flame of Susan's makes an appearance while Ben is away on a dental outreach programme, and she may just get her fingers burned.
Miranda
Series 2, Episode 1 - The New MeStevie has her work cut out trying to stop Miranda spending all day in her pyjamas with a packet of biscuits for company, feeling sorry for herself that Gary departed for Hong Kong taking with him her chance of any relationship... no matter how unlikely that was.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 5David O'Doherty is joined by Olly Murs, Peter Jones, Mel B and Joe Wilkinson.
The Pranker
Episode 4Granny Magnet hits the jackpot when he attempts some three-way OAP action in a bed shop, the Single White Male treats an unlucky lady to a radioactive blind date from hell and an unsuspecting security guard spies the ultimate in predatory intruders.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 6, Episode 8 - The Inbetweeners, Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis, Jessie JAlan is joined by pop superstar Justin Timberlake and actress Mila Kunis, to talk about their new movie Friends with Benefits. The cast of The Inbetweeners pop in to talk about their forthcoming film. Plus, UK pop sensation Jessie J chats to Alan and performs her new single Who's Laughing Now.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 2Margaret is scared several times, Bernie receives a written warning for breaking the photocopier and Nan mistakes Charles Bronson for Charles Manson.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 3It's Sunday evening and Nana's been round all day. Whilst Denise has her wedding dress fitted, Dave, Jim and Antony are relegated to the kitchen - but nothing'll stop them watching The Antiques Roadshow.
The Rob Brydon Show
Series 2, Episode 3Rob Brydon meets the Godfather of entertainment, Sir Bruce Forsyth. Sophie Ellis Bextor and Rob perform an unusual ballad. Plus, stand-up comedy from rising Welsh comedian Elis James.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 5Jo Brand hosts the satirical panel game featuring guest panellists Sally Bercow and Charlie Higson.
Chain Reaction
Series 5, Episode 1 - Robert Llewellyn interviews Dave GormanThe new series of the tag-team interview show kicks off with Robert Llewellyn interviewing Dave Gorman.
Wall Of Fame
Episode 8Before stepping out of the spotlight, the cheeky panel show delivers one final fix of funny, featuring appearances from Stacey Solomon and comedienne Jessica Hynes.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 3 - My Delicious GuavaJanet feels lonely and Louise asks to move in. Meanwhile Gaz can't wait to show off at the karaoke night and Munch has developed breasts.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Episode 5Russell Howard once again gives his upbeat and entertaining take on some of the key news stories of the week, as well as highlighting some of the more bizarre items that have caught his eye.
Knocker
Episode 1 - PrivinvasionacyIan tries to get people to fill out a survey about people's bodily habits. In particular, their lower body habits.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 1Julie prepares to celebrate her birthday with a dinner party, but guests keep dropping out. Meanwhile, new OAP employee Margaret has trouble at the checkout when her elbow turns into tomatoes, and Kieran has a bit of trouble with a shirt.
John Bishop's Britain
Series 2, Episode 1 - Music And FashionJohn Bishop returns for the second series of his comedy and entertainment show. John's guests in this first episode include cricketer Freddie Flintoff.
Chris Moyles Quiz Night
Series 4, Episode 4In the fourth show, guests: Cuba Gooding Jnr, Kevin Bridges and Lulu square up to Chris as they demonstrate their knowledge and try to secure a place in the grand final.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 2Six-year-old Karen mourns the death of a mouse (killed in a trap by her mouse-murdering parents), eight-year-old Ben stands for election as class rep and older brother Jake triggers his Mum's she-tiger instincts by bringing a girl home for tea.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 2 - Lee Mack, Rich Hall, Danny BhoyLee Mack, comedian and star of BBC One sitcom Not Going Out, presents sets from American comic Rich Hall and Scotland's very own Danny Bhoy.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 4 - CugglesLouise has to think about getting a job. Gaz opens a car boot, only to find Jonny and Kate having sex in there as they can't find anywhere else to go. Gaz offers his flat as Donna's at college.
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 3Rhod Gilbert is on the side of Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile Lauren Laverne makes her debut on Russell Howard and Andy Parsons's team.
The Jason Byrne Show
Series 1, Episode 5 - SportJason Byrne stars in a series that explores a different theme each week. This week's theme is Sport. With special guest Ivan Brackenbury.
Trollied
Series 1, Episode 2Julie isn't happy when her popular predecessor, Leanne, pops in. Plus, Margaret tackles the tannoy.
My Favourite Joke
Episode 3Contributions come from the likes of Graham Norton, Jack Whitehall, Phill Jupitus and Al Murray.
Outnumbered
Series 2, Episode 3Another celebration of parental incompetence as Pete and Sue attempt to ban TV and have an old-fashioned Sunday, with traditional parlour games like Pelmanism and Scissors-Paper-Velociraptor.
My Family
Series 10, Episode 6 - SlammertimeThe Harpers face a robbery and a simple case of mistaken identity, and are amazed at how quickly Ben can make new friends.
Grumpy Old Holidays
Four-part series in which grumpy celebrities ponder on why holidays are just another of life's many disappointments.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 1It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?
The Marriage Ref
Episode 7Dermot O'Leary is joined by Denise Van Outen and comedians Sarah Millican and Micky Flanagan to decide who is in the right and who is in the wrong in three funny domestic disputes. This week, they will be discussing a husband who is sick of his wife's colourful dress sense and a young woman who gives her pet cat more love and attention than she gives her boyfriend.
Sirens
Episode 6 - CryIn the series finale, Stuart is confronted with a life and death situation which hits closer to home than expected.
My Family
Series 10, Episode 7 - Ben Behaving BadlyBen volunteers to look after one of Janey's elderly care clients for an evening; what could possibly go wrong?
Peoplewatch
Springwatch spoof bringing you the comedy in the secret lives of human beings.
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Living Legends: Ronnie BarkerA portrait of comedy actor Ronnie Barker, with contributions from his friends and colleagues including Ronnie Corbett, Michael Palin and David Jason.
Grumpy Old Holidays
Four-part series in which grumpy celebrities ponder on why holidays are just another of life's many disappointments.
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 3It's Sunday evening and Nana's been round all day. Whilst Denise has her wedding dress fitted, Dave, Jim and Antony are relegated to the kitchen - but nothing'll stop them watching The Antiques Roadshow.
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 5Jo Brand hosts the satirical panel game featuring guest panellists Sally Bercow and Charlie Higson.
Mongrels
Series 1, Episode 6 - Destiny The Infection RiskNelson falls in love with Sandra, a mangy, flea-ridden fox whom he meets at the rubbish tip while rescuing Marion. Gary angers Kali after he erects anti-pigeon spikes on the pub walls, but Destiny is overjoyed when he enters her into a competition.
Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 1, Episode 6 - ReligionIn what some might regard as asking for trouble, Stewart Lee takes on the thorny topic of religion.
Heroes Of Comedy
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Living Legends: Bernard ManningProfile of Bernard Manning. The stand-up was adored for his comic style and gags but others loathed him for being rude, outrageous, a racist and proudly politically incorrect.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 3 - My Delicious GuavaJanet feels lonely and Louise asks to move in. Meanwhile Gaz can't wait to show off at the karaoke night and Munch has developed breasts.
Not The Nine O'Clock News
Popular satirical sketch show of the late 70s and early 80s starring Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson.
Murder Most Horrid
Episode 4.2, Going Solo: Sarah Lancashire and Dawn French co-star as an unlikely pairing on a round-the-world yacht race. Annoyed by the cramped conditions, as well as her partner's irritating cheeriness and poor taste in music, one of the women is driven to distraction - until the boat capsizes.
The Pranker
Episode 4Granny Magnet hits the jackpot when he attempts some three-way OAP action in a bed shop, the Single White Male treats an unlucky lady to a radioactive blind date from hell and an unsuspecting security guard spies the ultimate in predatory intruders.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 4, Episode 4 - CugglesLouise has to think about getting a job. Gaz opens a car boot, only to find Jonny and Kate having sex in there as they can't find anywhere else to go. Gaz offers his flat as Donna's at college.
The Detectives
Sitcom starring Robert Powell and Jasper Carrott as Dave Briggs and Bob Louis, the Met's most incompetent detectives.
The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Episode 2.6, Flight 709: The Bra Men buying a car from notoriously dodgy dealer Swiss Tony and glam-rockers Slade having trouble with bees.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Episode 5Russell Howard once again gives his upbeat and entertaining take on some of the key news stories of the week, as well as highlighting some of the more bizarre items that have caught his eye.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 2Jack Whitehall on alpha males; Seann Walsh on drunken conversations; Ava Vidal on child poverty; and Kevin Bridges on South London crime.
Time Gentlemen Please
Patriotic landlord Guv runs a pub so successful it has no name, and is frequented only by a group of life's greatest losers.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Episode 3.4, Helen'll Fix It: Helen tries her best to prevent the name of an informant on a documentary from getting out, allowing Gus to leak the information. Meanwhile, Sally allows a girl from Jim'll Fix It to read the news with her.
Mongrels
Series 1, Episode 6 - Destiny The Infection RiskNelson falls in love with Sandra, a mangy, flea-ridden fox whom he meets at the rubbish tip while rescuing Marion. Gary angers Kali after he erects anti-pigeon spikes on the pub walls, but Destiny is overjoyed when he enters her into a competition.