Schedule Monday 1st August 2011
6am
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Bread
Series 1, Episode 6Billy finds out that he is to become a father, Joey learns of his dad's £500 gambling debt, Adrian is made redundant, Aveline's nude pictures are published and Jack buries a stolen candlestick in his Grandma's grave! A normal day for the Boswells.
6:30am
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Waiting For God
Episode 3.7, Sabotage: Tom and Diana decide they would like a holiday, but face the task of upsetting the devious Harvey's construction plans to raise the necessary cash.
7am
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The Brittas Empire
Series 5, Episode 4 - The Lies Have ItLaura's wealthy American husband Michael T Farrell III turns up at Whitbury Leisure Centre to apply for a job as junior pool attendant. Helen Brittas gets into deep water when she is spotted at a restaurant drinking champagne with her lawyer. However, a cleverly concocted story about a surprise birthday party for Carole almost saves the day.
7:30am
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Bread
Series 2, Episode 1Julie is heavily pregnant and Billy's keen to do the right thing. Meanwhile, Adrian has found a girlfriend, Carmen, and Jack gets hijacked by a couple of punks who need a lift to Manchester.
8am
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Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 7 - Hasta La VistaThe heat has finally taken it's toll on David when he and Linda decide they're going to live together.
8am
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Waiting For God
Episode 3.8, Politics: Diana is persuaded to broaden her horizons, so she ventures into politics and decides to stand as a candidate for the Residents' Party. Unfortunately, Tom and Harvey ruin her plans by running against her.
8am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 10The final whistle is about to blow. Football legend Matt Le Tissier joins the Reds, and actor Stephen Mangan is picked for the Blues. Who will finish top of the league?
8:40am
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As Time Goes By
Episode 4.6, The Anniversary Party: Lionel's proposal to Jean is accepted, but their happiness is not shared by everyone. Sandy walks out on her boyfriend while Stephen tries to organise a surprise party for Penny.
9am30 min
Scoop
Series 3, Episode 6 - Come In Digby Your Time's UpDigby and Hacker interview the owner of a shop selling highly breakable antiques.
9am30 min
When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 2 - Knock Down GingerSandy goofs when lodger Dolores feels guilty over the rent and decides to be a housekeeper in Edinburgh.
9:20am
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Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 3 - Duet For Solo BicycleA squeak in the shop's bicycle is driving Granville round the bedn, but can it really be affecting his love-life?
9:30am
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The Party Line
Series 2, Episode 5MP Duncan Stonebridge's hopes of taking part in a gentle sponsored walk are dashed.
10am
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Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 1 - Men Of LettersEpisode 7.1, Men of Letters: Harold enthusiastically sets about writing an article for the parish magazine, convinced literary success is just around the corner - but Albert ruins his dreams of the high life.
10am
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Sorry, I've Got No Head
Series 1, Episode 10The Witchfinder General visits the dentist, Marion Clarke puts another product to the test and the fearsome Vikings throw a surprise party.
10:05am
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Gigglebiz
Series 1, Episode 16Today's menu of mirth features outrageous pantomime dame Nana Knickerbocker having a run-in with a traffic warden; Wiggyville's resident superhero Captain Adorable goes on the trail of a runaway vase; and mad scientist Professor Muddles attempts to swap brainwaves with a rabbit.
10:40am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 2.8, The Toy Store: Daddy dresses up in a spaceman suit and goes on the rampage in the toy department of a local shop, forcing an embarrassed Hyacinth to intervene.
10:45am
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 10 - The New UniformsStan and Jack try the new uniforms out, but they have an unforeseen effect on the opposite sex.
11:20am
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Affair Of The Hollow LadyNew locks on the front and back doors threaten Victor's chances of seeing the European Cup quarter-final when they keep jamming, and a widow from the local greengrocer's has designs on Victor that are more animal than vegetable.
12pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 15th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 18.00.
12:30pm
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I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 55, Episode 5A visit to the Grassington Festival for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden with Jeremy Hardy also on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
12:55pm
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Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 7 - PartyliciousSadie's thinks she is too old to have a birthday organised by her dad, so she tries to help Kit and Dede organise her own surprise party.
1:25pm
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Sadie J
Series 1, Episode 8 - PompomtasticSadie thinks she has made it when Whitney invites her to a cheerleaders party - so she dumps Kit and Dede for the airheads, only to find out it is a cruel trick.
1:40pm
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My Family
Series 9, Episode 6 - Dog DazedSusan decides to get another dog but, as ever, it is Ben who ends up in the doghouse.
2pm
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 11 - Going SteadyStan has been going steady with Sally. There's only one snag: she's Blakey's niece.
2pm
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Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 3 - Duet For Solo BicycleA squeak in the shop's bicycle is driving Granville round the bedn, but can it really be affecting his love-life?
2pm30 min
No Hard Feelings
Series 3, Episode 3After a night in the cells, Raymond is still struggling to contact Susan.
2:15pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 4 - The Unlucky Winner Is...Del enters an old painting of Rodney's in to a competition and unexpectedly wins a holiday for three. Unfortunately for Rodney, his painting came first in the under 15 category... Del decides not to tell anyone and deal with it once they get out there.
2:20pm
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My Family
Series 9, Episode 7 - It's Training MenAn undercover assessor for Cavitex, posing as a patient, leads to Ben having to attend a retraining course.
2:30pm
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 12 - The SqueezeMoney is tight at home, so both Arthur and Stan investigate ways of increasing their income. Arthur's been repairing his motorbike and the pair wonder if there's someone out there gullible enough to buy it.
2:40pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 1 - Men Of LettersEpisode 7.1, Men of Letters: Harold enthusiastically sets about writing an article for the parish magazine, convinced literary success is just around the corner - but Albert ruins his dreams of the high life.
3pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 10The final whistle is about to blow. Football legend Matt Le Tissier joins the Reds, and actor Stephen Mangan is picked for the Blues. Who will finish top of the league?
3:20pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Episode 4.6, The Anniversary Party: Lionel's proposal to Jean is accepted, but their happiness is not shared by everyone. Sandy walks out on her boyfriend while Stephen tries to organise a surprise party for Penny.
3:35pm
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Me & My Monsters
Series 2, Episode 11 - Swap FeverWhen Eddie tells the monsters about swapping teeny pets - free toys that come in cereal packets - Fiend becomes addicted, determined to build the biggest collection of teeny pets ever. Meanwhile, it gives Kate and Nick the idea to swap roles - leading to even more chaos in the household.
4pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 2.8, The Toy Store: Daddy dresses up in a spaceman suit and goes on the rampage in the toy department of a local shop, forcing an embarrassed Hyacinth to intervene.
4:30pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 9The Vikings launch their advert for We Sell Any Monk, Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws, the sacrifice-obsessed Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song, and we discover the Roman equivalent of text messaging.
4:40pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Affair Of The Hollow LadyNew locks on the front and back doors threaten Victor's chances of seeing the European Cup quarter-final when they keep jamming, and a widow from the local greengrocer's has designs on Victor that are more animal than vegetable.
5pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 6, Episode 1 - Mine's A DoubleA stormy night in the 1940s has a striking effect on Gary's journey back to the present day, leaving him a completely different person in more ways than one. Yvonne is pleasantly surprised with the transformation, but Phoebe sees a side to Gary she was not aware of, and is not impressed.
5:20pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 10 - ToastThe toaster breaks down, but the company refuses to pay for a new one; Bren fails to make it to the TV studio in time to play for the final £10,000 prize; and Petula's time on this earth does indeed finally come to an end. Unfortunately, there's still more upsetting news in store for the canteen staff.
5:30pm
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Down The Line
Series 3, Episode 6Bad Manners and Modern Liberal Parenting are the topics in the final episode of the series.
6pm
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I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 3, Episode 5 - John LloydJohn Lloyd does his first stand-up gig and watches The Wire.
6:30pm30 min
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 55, Episode 6Back for a second week at the Grassington Festival for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden with Jeremy Hardy also on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
6:30pm
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And Another Thing...
Episode 1Part one of the sixth book in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 'trilogy', in which there is very nearly tea and biscuits.
6:40pm
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George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 9 - My Husband Next DoorWith the Fourmiles on holiday for the week, Mildred has been entrusted with the key so that she may water their plants. Lucky timing for George as his television has just stopped working. But Mildred's keen that their money is not spent on a repair or replacement, but redecorating their sitting room...
7:10pm
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Terry & June
Series 2, Episode 3 - Uncle Terry & Auntie JuneTerry's nephew Alan threatens to eat the Medfords out of house and home, before getting Terry arrested for fraud!
7:20pm
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7:50pm
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Jeeves And Wooster
Series 2, Episode 5Just when plans for Chuffy's estate - and marriage to Pauline - appear to be back on track, Bertie's past catches up with him and threatens to throw the affair into disarray once more. With Jeeves back at his side, can a solution mutually beneficial for all be arrived at?
8pm
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Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 1We meet the three children. They are a regal five-year-old girl with a talent for interrogation and an interest in nits, a seven-year-old boy with a penchant for lying and an 11-year-old who is gearing up for his scary first day at secondary school.
8:40pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 10 - ToastThe toaster breaks down, but the company refuses to pay for a new one; Bren fails to make it to the TV studio in time to play for the final £10,000 prize; and Petula's time on this earth does indeed finally come to an end. Unfortunately, there's still more upsetting news in store for the canteen staff.
9pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 5 - BelfastComedy sensation Michael McIntyre is in Belfast as he continues his Saturday night entertainment show. Local hero Patrick Kielty is the headline act this week at the Waterfront Hall. Michael is also joined on stage by Neil Delamere, Jeff Green and Kerry Godliman.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm60 min
Show Me The Funny
Episode 3 - SchoolThis week, the remaining eight comedians go back to school. Guest judge Ross Noble will help decide which comic is going home for good.
9:20pm
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The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Episode 4 - Alternative CultureThe station is rife with tension when the ladies are forced to share the mens' locker rooms, with no funds available to fix a problem in theirs. Meanwhile, Grim is organising a major drugs raid, Boyle a drinking evening, and Habib's looking after her younger sister.
10pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 5 - Joan Rivers and Patrick KieltyThe undisputed Queen of the Jewish Princesses, Joan Rivers, hosts the unstoppable Patrick Kielty as they point the finger at bad parents, inept terrorists and binge drinking.
10pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 3 - Waldorf SaladBasil gets himself in a fluster when a rather abrupt American guest arrives at the hotel. His English wife is rather more relaxed, but after confusion with the evening meal, temperaments soon change all-round.
10pm
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Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 3Dara, Hugh and Andy are joined by Chris Addison, Stewart Francis and Ava Vidal.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 1With guest host Benedict Cumberbatch and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Jon Richardson.
10pm
(repeat)
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 55, Episode 5A visit to the Grassington Festival for regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden with Jeremy Hardy also on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.
10pm65 min
Sirens
Episode 6 - CryIn the series finale, Stuart is confronted with a life and death situation which hits closer to home than expected.
10:30pm
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Absolute Power
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Elderly InitiativeThe battle between the PM and the Chancellor is about to get some help from Charles and Martin.
10:45pm
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Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 1We meet the three children. They are a regal five-year-old girl with a talent for interrogation and an interest in nits, a seven-year-old boy with a penchant for lying and an 11-year-old who is gearing up for his scary first day at secondary school.
11pm
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My Family
Series 9, Episode 6 - Dog DazedSusan decides to get another dog but, as ever, it is Ben who ends up in the doghouse.
11pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 1Featuring guest host Mark Ronson, with Alesha Dixon and Saturday Mollie King joining Phill, and Tiny Tempah and comedian Paul Foot joining Noel's team.
11pm
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When The Dog Dies
Series 2, Episode 2 - Knock Down GingerSandy goofs when lodger Dolores feels guilty over the rent and decides to be a housekeeper in Edinburgh.
11:10pm
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Edinburgh & Beyond
Al Murray presents some of the best acts from the Edinburgh Fringe. Featuring Stephen K. Amos, Dan Skinner, Tom Verrall, Tony Law and We Are Klang.
11:15pm
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Wall Of Fame
Episode 7Joining David Walliams and co this week are Strictly Come Dancing's Anton du Beke, and Professor Robert Winston.
11:25pm
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 5 - PartyThe canteen are tasked with catering the factory's Christmas do, and must stick to a Japanese theme as a multi-national merger is being negotiated.
11:30pm
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Polyoaks
Series 1, Episode 2Dr Jeremy and the two Dr Thornton brothers have been persuaded by their consortium to buy the Polyoaks walk-in centre.
11:30pm
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Hut 33
Series 1, Episode 1 - A Bridge Too FarHut 33 faces Hut 6 in the Bletchley Park Bridge Tournament. Gordon can't play because he has a date with Minka, so rather than play with Charles, Archie tries to teach Joshua the game. Unsurprisingly it doesn't go well.
11:40pm
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My Family
Series 9, Episode 7 - It's Training MenAn undercover assessor for Cavitex, posing as a patient, leads to Ben having to attend a retraining course.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
11:40pm
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Chris Moyles Quiz Night
Series 4, Episode 3In tonight's show Chris is joined by guests Stacey Solomon, Chris Tarrant and Jimmy Carr.
11:45pm
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Gary: Tank Commander
Series 2, Episode 2 - Missing TankThe boys decide to play a trick and pretend the tank has been stolen. However the joke's on them when the tank actually does go missing.
12:05am
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Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 3 - Waldorf SaladBasil gets himself in a fluster when a rather abrupt American guest arrives at the hotel. His English wife is rather more relaxed, but after confusion with the evening meal, temperaments soon change all-round.
12:40am55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 40, Episode 1With guest host Benedict Cumberbatch and guest panellists Victoria Coren and Jon Richardson.
12:50am
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The Thin Blue Line
Series 2, Episode 4 - Alternative CultureThe station is rife with tension when the ladies are forced to share the mens' locker rooms, with no funds available to fix a problem in theirs. Meanwhile, Grim is organising a major drugs raid, Boyle a drinking evening, and Habib's looking after her younger sister.
1:30am
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Game On
Series 3, Episode 4 - CrabsMandy has invited Archie's mother and sister to the flat for dinner, but has not extended the invitations to Matt or Martin. After struggling to cook dinner, Mandy passes out drunk. However, Matt's charm and Martin's microwave cookery prowess ensure the evening goes well, until a misunderstanding reveals a secret from Mandy's past.
1:35am
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Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 1, Episode 2 - TelevisionStewart casts his eye over the state of British television today, and tries to find out whose fault it is.
2am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 1Mark Watson on phrases, meanings and travel. Plus Andrew Lawrence on getting fat and noisy neighbours; Andi Osho on the worst places in Britain and Alun Cochrane on relationships.
2:05am
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The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer
Episode 2.2, Haircuts: Vic and Bob take a ride on a magic carpet, 1970s rockers Slade go on holiday, and easy-listening duo Mulligan and O'Hare feature on a special edition of The South Bank Show.
2:30am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 11Rob Rouse on becoming a father, Paul Tonkinson on the rules of rugby, Terry Alderton on accents and Simon Cowell, and Josh Howie on religion.
2:30am
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The New Statesman
Series 1, Episode 3 - Sex Is WrongAlan discovers that forgoing his own beliefs for a moment and joining a moral crusade can be rather profitable indeed.
2:40am
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Time Gentlemen Please
Patriotic landlord Guv runs a pub so successful it has no name, and is frequented only by a group of life's greatest losers.
3am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 1Miss Single looks around a flat; and we discover what is in the fridge of the OCD flatmate.
3:30am
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Grouchy Young Men
Pilot, Episode 1 - Grumpy Young MenIt seems it's not only over-the-hillers who are disillusioned. These twenty something men, including Russell Kane and Jim Jeffries, are rather dazed and confused with the issue of being grown up.
3:40am
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Rab C. Nesbitt
Series 8, Episode 6 - TripsRab has to assemble Govan's notorious "Rat Pack" when it falls to him to organise Barney Feeney's birthday bash.