Schedule Monday 11th July 2011

Sykes

Sitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.

Waiting For God

Episode 6, The Psychiatrist: Harvey tries to have Tom and Diana certified insane, so the couple plan a well-orchestrated display for the visiting psychiatrist.

The Brittas Empire

Brittas tries to track down the father of Carole's baby from among the staff.

Sykes

Sitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.

Duty Free

The last day of the holiday has arrived but David and Linda's farewell is rudely interrupted.

Waiting For God

Episode 7, The Helicopter: A councillor trying to win the election by attracting the OAP vote incurs Diana's wrath.

As Time Goes By

Episode 3.1, We'll Always Have Paris: Jean and Lionel at last fulfil their dream and take a romantic trip to Paris - but it seems they are not alone.

Open All Hours

"Why don't we get engaged before we both grow a moustache?"
What's more fruitless - Arkwright's pursuit of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, or his attempt to sell tins of food without labels?

The Party Line

Duncan has to save his agent Roger from the wrath of an enraged husband with powerful connections.

The Good Life

Some botched household maintenance causes the Goods to enrol at a local council-run evening school. Margo soon joins Barbara in a pottery class, but her skills are somewhat lacking. For a brief moment, however, the Goods are quids-in after discovering one of Tom's hidden talents!

Gigglebiz

Today's opening show features DIY Dan, TV's worst do-it-yourself practitioner, who tries to get to grips with putting up curtains; the Berito Brothers, a troupe of acrobats who've seen better days and who demonstrate their original take on the old "firing from a cannon" routine; and irrepressible and inquisitive Humphrey, who launches himself into a game of crazy golf with his trusty companion Woody the dog.

Last Of The Summer Wine

A selection of episodes from the 6th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 18.00.

When The Dog Dies

At a funeral Sandy finds himself singled out by the widow, Eileen. His children are horrified and so is his lodger Dolores.

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue

Radio 4's antidote to panel games featuring regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer, and Graeme Garden with Marcus Brigstocke on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.

My Family

When the kids go away for the weekend, Ben and Susan finally have some time to themselves... Unfortunately, it's been so long since they last had time to themselves they have absolutely no idea how to spend it!

One Foot In The Grave

Seven months after Patrick gunned down one hundred of his garden gnomes in cold blood, Victor still has a score to settle with his next-door neighbour. Meanwhile, down on his allotment all is not what it would appear with a pile of horse manure bought from a dodgy character.

My Family

A name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed.

Only Fools And Horses

After a mysterious call from the health inspector, the local Chinese restaurant employ the Trotters to renovate their kitchens. Trigger supplies the paint but neglects to tell them exactly where he got it from.

The Good Life

Some botched household maintenance causes the Goods to enrol at a local council-run evening school. Margo soon joins Barbara in a pottery class, but her skills are somewhat lacking. For a brief moment, however, the Goods are quids-in after discovering one of Tom's hidden talents!

Only Fools And Horses

When Del arranges a holiday in the Benidorm sun, he and Rodney are tempted to leave Grandad at home - but he soon has a change of heart and has an extra bed put in their hotel room. All's well in Spain - until the old man is arrested!

As Time Goes By

Episode 3.1, We'll Always Have Paris: Jean and Lionel at last fulfil their dream and take a romantic trip to Paris - but it seems they are not alone.

The Shuttleworths

Sheffield singer John Shuttleworth plans a chart-topping hit and attempts some DIY.

Gus Murdoch's Sacred Cows

Gus Murdoch looks at the sacred cow that is the Great British pub.

Horrible Histories

Some tantalising tastes are on the menu this week as Henry VIII extols the virtues of his "all meat, no vegetables" diet plan and a variety of unusual courses are dished up in Aztec Come Dine With Me.

One Foot In The Grave

Seven months after Patrick gunned down one hundred of his garden gnomes in cold blood, Victor still has a score to settle with his next-door neighbour. Meanwhile, down on his allotment all is not what it would appear with a pile of horse manure bought from a dodgy character.

Goodnight Sweetheart

Gary's world is changing fast. Yvonne is changing careers as Phoebe plans the wedding. And Reg's domestic problems threaten his job.

dinnerladies

It's Monday and aside from a missing delivery of granary torpedos, the team must also deal with a new, inexperienced and somewhat naive human resources manager.

Down The Line

This week's topic is Communications and Technology.

QI

With Roger McGough, Mark Steel and Vic Reeves.

My Family

When the kids go away for the weekend, Ben and Susan finally have some time to themselves... Unfortunately, it's been so long since they last had time to themselves they have absolutely no idea how to spend it!

Odd One In

Jason Manford and Peter Andre take on Stephen K Amos and Stacey Solomon. The teams must try to pick out the world's fastest violinist, identify the genuine country bumpkin, find the real basketball champion, discover the man who can sing like a woman and reveal the super senior citizen.

My Family

A name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed.

Jeeves And Wooster

Ever more romantic entanglements are afoot at Totleigh Towers, as Harold refuses to steal a policeman's helmet, and is immediately disowned by his bethrothed, Stephanie. Meanwhile, Gussie's nerve-avoidance technique almost comes him a cropper at the hands of Spode, and Madeline appears less keen to marry him, than to marry Bertie!

Gavin & Stacey

After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.

Outnumbered

Five-year-old Karen decides she's had enough of mum's nagging and announces that she's leaving home to go to Spain, or possibly Greenland.

dinnerladies

It's Monday and aside from a missing delivery of granary torpedos, the team must also deal with a new, inexperienced and somewhat naive human resources manager.

Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow

This week, Michael is at the Manchester Apollo, where he is joined by North West favourite Jason Manford as well as John Bishop, Sarah Millican and Mick Ferry.

Have I Got News For You

The 2010 General Election is finally over - which gives HIGNFY a chance to mock Brown, Cameron and Clegg without having to worry about being impartial. With host Jo Brand and guest panellists Jon Richardson and ex-MP Lembit Opik.

The Thin Blue Line

Constable Habib falls in love with a fireman, much to Goody's distress. Back at the station, Fowler is having trouble with a hoaxer and Grim is chasing terrorists.

The Vicar Of Dibley

It's the Vicar's second Christmas in Dibley, and she has to make her sermon a good one "or you've lost them to Satan till next December". An arguably greater worry, however, is the three Christmas dinners Geraldine's agreed to eat. But she can pull it off - right?

Live At The Apollo

Jimmy Carr hosts, with his special guest Alan Carr. In this show recorded in front of a packed house at the famous Hammersmith Apollo Jimmy and Alan point the finger at bullies, estate agents, phone sex lines and bread making machines.

QI

A Christmas special with Bill Bailey, Lee Mack and David Tennant.

Shameless

Having her handbag stolen proves to be a blessing in disguise for Fiona when handsome stranger Steve comes to her rescue.

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue

Radio 4's antidote to panel games featuring regulars Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer, and Graeme Garden with Marcus Brigstocke on the panel and Jack Dee in the chair.

Absolute Power

Prentiss McCabe try to save the Government from total voter humiliation.

Gary: Tank Commander

Gary and Charlie are on guard duty on Gary's birthday. Charlie starts a rumour about himself that gets out of hand, and Gary's determination to enjoy his birthday is tested by some awful presents and unexpected guests.

High Hopes

Best Bits, Episode 2: Hilarious revisit of the classic cult valleys comedy series High Hopes, with exclusive interviews from the creator, director and stars of the show Margaret John, Robert Blythe, Steve Meo, Oliver Wood, Ben Evans, Keiron Self and Boyd Clack, who reveal previously unbroadcast intimate behind the scenes moments.

Outnumbered

The family attend a wedding. For the parents it soon turns into that all-too-familiar struggle to control your kids and, if possible, get through the wedding day without decking any relatives.

Gavin & Stacey

After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.

In With The Flynns

Liam buys a guitar with some money that Chloe thinks should be spent on her school ski trip. A battle of wills ensues, with Liam resolving not to cave in to his daughter, and Chloe determined to go on that holiday.

Shameless

It's Friday and Frank is nowhere to be seen, which is a bit odd as it's Giro day.

Edinburgh & Beyond

Al Murray presents some of the best acts from the Edinburgh Fringe. Featuring Robin Ince, Jason Reid, Pam Ann and Russell Howard.

Wall Of Fame

Mr Walliams takes the reins in raucous rounds inspired by what has been heard through the grapevines of gossip. TV legend Terry Wogan and razor-sharp comedian Jimmy Carr guest.

Fags, Mags And Bags

Mrs Muirhead's devotion to the scale model of the Titanic is as doomed as the ship itself.

In With The Flynns

Liam buys a guitar with some money that Chloe thinks should be spent on her school ski trip. A battle of wills ensues, with Liam resolving not to cave in to his daughter, and Chloe determined to go on that holiday.

The Graham Norton Show

Graham Norton presents a compilation show of his favourite chats from the last two series.

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Donna discovers a dreadful secret in her late mother's house. Louise decides to reveal the awful truth about Janet & Gaz. Meanwhile, even biscuit therapy isn't enough to overcome Jonny's fear of leaving the house.

The Thin Blue Line

Constable Habib falls in love with a fireman, much to Goody's distress. Back at the station, Fowler is having trouble with a hoaxer and Grim is chasing terrorists.

Lee Evans XL Tour 2005 Live

Stand-up Lee Evans returns to Wales, the land of his ancestors, to perform to over 4,000 fans at the Cardiff International Arena.

The Graham Norton Show

Graham Norton presents a compilation show of his favourite chats from the last two series.

Have I Got News For You

The 2010 General Election is finally over - which gives HIGNFY a chance to mock Brown, Cameron and Clegg without having to worry about being impartial. With host Jo Brand and guest panellists Jon Richardson and ex-MP Lembit Opik.

The Vicar Of Dibley

It's the Vicar's second Christmas in Dibley, and she has to make her sermon a good one "or you've lost them to Satan till next December". An arguably greater worry, however, is the three Christmas dinners Geraldine's agreed to eat. But she can pull it off - right?

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

Janet and Gaz decide to take some extreme measures to stop Louise's blackmail plans. Donna's spending spree is interrupted by Gaz's bombshell.

Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle

Stewart comments that it's not easy making a comedy show about a global financial crisis. But he's going to give it a go.

Game On

Mandy is asked by novelist Ron Grimshaw to help him research his next book. It transpires that he's more interested in researching Mandy.

Back in the flat, Matt arranges for a rather special birthday present for Martin.

Smack The Pony

Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.

The Two Ronnies

Episode 9.2: Randy Crawford performs Secret Combination in the studio, while Messrs Corbett and Barker each perform a monologue - the latter on behalf of sufferers of 'pismonunciation'.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Jason Byrne on marriage and annoying his wife, Lloyd Langford on the recession, Jo Caulfield on relationships and Dave Fulton on the police.

Banzai

Cult Japanese-style sketch show. A wacky no holds barred betting show, often involving celebrities.

Time Gentlemen Please

Patriotic landlord Guv runs a pub so successful it has no name, and is frequented only by a group of life's greatest losers.

Rab C. Nesbitt

A booze cruise to Millport opens up old wounds for Nesbitt.