Schedule Wednesday 23rd December 2009
Bear Behaving Badly
Series 3, Episode 13 - The Legend of Angry Pants' GoldMr Prank announces that he is going to retire from caretaking and travel the world.
Creature Comforts
What's It All About? Animated fun as some of nature's finest creations speculate on where they came from.
Laura Solon: Talking And Not Talking
Series 3, Episode 6Gwynneth takes up a new position at a budget airline check-in desk; Carole moves into the world of television; The Lady from The House explains her Mind Dragon game; and Olga the tyrant joins a dating agency.
Dick Whittington
Simon Nye's version of the traditional panto, featuring an all-star cast.
Porridge
Series 2, Christmas Special - No Way OutFletcher plans to spend Christmas in hospital to avoid being press-ganged into Grouty's latest scheme to spring a fellow prisoner. His plan backfires when Grouty finds out about his upcoming civilian hospital appointment and gives him a vital role in proceedings.
Big Top
Episode 4 - DadCircus Maestro wins the contract to perform the opening ceremony of the 2012 London Olympics, along with a £20,000 development grant.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Greatest Christmas Comedy Moments
Channel 5 counts down Britain's best-loved Christmas TV comedy favourites.
The Grumpy Guide To...
Grumpy Guide To Christmas, Christmas Special - The Grumpy Guide To ChristmasMeet the new breed of grumpies: a bit younger but no less embittered, with festive humbug and tales of seasonal Tourette's, inappropriate present-buying and the eating of reindeer.
Red Dwarf
Three episodes from Series III, plus Patrick Stewart introduces the greatest out-takes from the show in Smeg Ups.
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason
Comedy sequel with more embarrassments and romantic messes for the diary-keeping heroine. Hapless Bridget gets cold feet about her relationship.
Russell Howard Live
Live stand-up from Mock The Week star Russell Howard, recorded at The Bloomsbury Theatre during his sell-out 2007 tour.
Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe
Special - Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe Review Of 2009Caustic comic and writer Charlie Brooker returns in a doomed bid to summarise 2009's TV output without vomiting.
Galton & Simpson's Half Hour
Episode 1 - You'll Never Walk AloneFrank Skinner stars as a football fanatic on his way to a Wembley Cup Final with his heavily pregnant wife and his best friend. An early labour, an emergency stop and the disappearance of the priceless tickets lead to a comedic study in political incorrectness and male chauvinism.
We Need Answers
Series 2, Episode 4 - ChristmasIn a Christmas-themed episode, writer, comic and performer Neil Innes competes against TV presenter Kirsten O'Brien. In the physical challenge, Neil takes on Kirsten in a Christmas present-wrapping contest.
Not Going Out
Series 3, Christmas Special - Absent Father ChristmasLee's father turns up at the flat unannounced. This is the man who walked out of the family home when Lee was four, never paid his maintenance and ate Lee's goldfish.
All Bar Luke
Series 3, Episode 6 - The WeddingThe love of Luke's life, Hayley, finally marries his brother. In an explosive climax, Luke is forced to stand in for Lee at the wedding reception.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Special - The Aftermath - Part 1: Waiting For GazJanet waits for Gaz to return to the pub and announce he has chosen her, unaware he has been in an accident and has already made his choice - Donna.
Mock The Week
Series 7, Christmas SpecialSpecial festive edition of the topical show with Dara O Briain and his little helpers - Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.