Schedule Monday 7th December 2009
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Episode 4After delays caused by lightning, a 20-piece orchestra in coach G practices. This offers Robin a plangent background for his declaration of love. But can he seize his chance before the train arrives at Exeter St David's?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 11 - Cheetah CheaterA wildlife film inspires Pidsley the cat to play a prank on the flock by disguising himself as a leopard. Shaun is convinced there is a huge beast on the loose and concocts a plan to catch it.
The Infinite Monkey Cage
Series 1, Episode 2 - Extraterrestrial LifeWith Jon Ronson and Seth Shostack.
Bear Behaving Badly
Series 3, Episode 1 - Robopostie RampagePostie loses her job and is replaced by a robot, who causes havoc in the block. Can Nev and his secret friend, Crazy Keith the koala, stop the machine before it is too late?
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
Series 52, Episode 4David Mitchell joins host Jack Dee and regulars Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor.
On The Buses
Comedy following workshy bus driver Stan and his family; his conductor, Jack; and their depot boss, Inspector Blake.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 1 - Don't Forget The DiverCaptain Mainwaring tackles a difficult exercise, using a bird warbler, a fake log on a raft, and Frazer in a diving suit.
Rising Damp
Rupert Rigsby is the grubby landlord of a seedy boarding house. His put-upon tenants include students Philip and Alan, and the glamorous Miss Jones.
Jeeves And Wooster
Bertie's tranquil existence is shattered by an unusual chain of events; the invasion of his flat by some Communist chaps, a demand from Aunt Dahlia that he turn gentleman burglar and steal a painting, and the malevolent Roderick Spode brandishing a vase. In the face of such problems, only the comforting presence of the imperturbable Jeeves is preventing Bertie from going gaga.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 9, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 5The first of three Best of TV Burp shows in the run up to Christmas is jam-packed full of the best clips, skits and quips from all previous series. Featuring Jamie Oliver performing The Jamie Rap, Phil Mitchell deflating, and the trailer for new detective series Life as Meat, in which Harry wakes up in the 70s as an oven-ready chicken, ready to fight crime. Plus Burp legend Paul Burrell is up to his usual tricks in Australian Princess, and a host of top telly stars express their astonishment after learning that Emmerdale's Val has cataracts.
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 5 - ExcusePenny decides to throw a Pride And Prejudice party in a bid to introduce Miranda to some eligible young men.
Gary: Tank Commander
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Great DebateGary goes to St Andrews for a debate against a formidable opponent. He has been briefed on what to say, but when he takes the stage, he surprises everyone, including himself.
Mouth To Mouth
Episode 5 - RakimWannabe entrepreneur Rakim Prateek dreams of being the next Alan Sugar and defeating the bullies that have blighted his life.
Mouth To Mouth
Episode 6 - FaithLiving on the streets after escaping from a secure unit, Faith begs from passers-by and spends her nights in a squat with Nemo, a battle-scarred war veteran.
Revolting People
Series 3, Episode 6 - Secrets And LiesMary shares a big secret with her father. Cora and Ezekiel trade insults and Sam tries to get rid of his English lodgers.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 6, Episode 10Among the guests this week is American rapper 50 Cent, who talks about his controversial life and new album, and sings Baby By Me, while suave joke merchant Jimmy Carr is in the comedy chair.
Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 7Ian Hislop and Paul Merton again look at the week's news. With guest host Jo Brand and panellists Quentin Letts and Jon Richardson.
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 1, Episode 5 - ComedyStewart reminds the audience, in case anyone had forgotten, that he is, in fact, a comedian.