Schedule Thursday 14th May 2009
9:45am15 min
My Name Is Daphne Fairfax
Episode 4Arthur confronts a near-death experience and learns what freedom really means.
4:35pm30 min
Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 5A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and we discover disgusting beauty tips from Ancient Egypt.
6:30pm
(repeat)
Hut 33
Series 2, Episode 1 - Royal VisitA royal visitor is coming to inspect Bletchley Park, but the top brass are worried that this particular royal is a Nazi sympathiser.
8pm30 min
My Family
Series 9, Special - Kenzo's ProjectClip Show. Kenzo's school project about the family gives everyone a chance to look at some of the crazier moments in the Harper history.
9pm
(repeat)
Beyond A Joke
Episode 2 - The Birds The Blokes And The BeesThis edition examines the 1970s obsession with bawdiness and dissects how sitcoms dealt with love, sex and marriage in a typically British, raucous and outrageous manner.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Fawlty Towers: Re-Opened
Episode 1 - Fawlty Towers: Re-OpenedJohn Cleese hosts a special tribute to what is arguably the finest sitcom ever made.
10pm30 min
The Graham Norton Show
Series 5, Episode 10Joining Graham for his usual mix of celebrity chat, jokes, stunts and audience mischief are actors Willem Dafoe and Ashley Jensen. Lily Allen performs her latest single Not Fair.
10pm30 min
The Wilson Dixon Line
Episode 1 - Words Of WisdomWilson talks about the world and shares his observations of society and the differences between the UK and Cripple Creek. He recounts some of his experiences from his travels, his interactions with people and places and offers his unique advice on how to live life.
10pm60 min
The Justin Lee Collins Show
Episode 9JLC is joined by McFly, Hank Azaria and comedian Alexander Armstrong.
10pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 8, Episode 8 - Keep On RunningDonna and Janet are furious with Gaz and demand he decides who he wants to be with by three o'clock.
10:30pm
(repeat)
On The Blog
Series 1, Episode 5 - Into The Valley Of DebtAndrew faces a frantic battle to earn some money after mistakenly ordering a full size Napoleonic-era cannon piece from an online auction site.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Beehive
Episode 2In this episode the Rural Madonnas perform a lewd maypole dance; Queen Elizabeth I claims she's 'done it loads', as the virgin jibes fly; and Sarah manages to pop out both her eye-balls to prove a point about novelty jokes.
10:45pm
(repeat)
Hamish And Dougal: You'll Have Had Your Tea
Series 2, Episode 6 - Trapped!Hamish and Dougal visit London for the very first time and get stuck between floors on an escalator in a well known Oxford Street department store.
11pm
(repeat)
Think The Unthinkable
Series 2, Episode 5 - NambitreaRyan has an unexpected stay at a Bangkok prison as the rest of the team end up flying around the world chasing their luggage.
11pm
(repeat)
Two Pints: The Outtakes
Outtakes from sitcom Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, with behind-the-scenes access and interviews with cast members Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Kathryn Drysdale, Sheridan Smith and Luke Gell.
11pm
(repeat)
12:15am
(repeat)
Ideal
Series 5, Episode 1 - The HealerJenny is in a coma and appears to be seeing the world as one big song-and-dance routine in a series of dream sequences. Meanwhile Moz receives a string of visitors - all of whom believe they can 'snap her out of it'.