Schedule Wednesday 4th March 2009
6am
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It Sticks Out Half A Mile
Episode 5 - Pike In LoveLove-sick Pike cannot concentrate on renovating the pier, so Uncle Arthur is called in to lecture him on the birds and the bees.
11:30am30 min
Clare In The Community
Series 5, Episode 3 - Girls On FilmNot only does Clare have a new trainee social worker to break in, but she and her colleagues at the Sparrowhawk Family centre are the subject of a documentary film.
6:30pm30 min
I've Never Seen Star Wars
Series 2, Episode 5 - SuggsSuggs reads A Brief History of Time, listens to Vivaldi, changes the oil in a car and has his first tap dancing lesson.
8pm
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Wallace And Gromit's Cracking Contraptions
A compliation of shorts featuring some of Wallace and Gromit's more unusual range of inventions.
8:15pm
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A Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit
The first original outing of the world's favourite plasticine duo. Wallace and Gromit have run out of cheese, so they decide to spend their bank holiday collecting cheese on the Moon.
8:40pm
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Wallace & Gromit: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit
Wallace and Gromit discover that their new pest control business is in high demand when a monstrous rabbit strikes.
9pm60 min
Minder
Series 11, Episode 5 - Thank Your Lucky StarsArchie risks the wrath of an old business associate when he loses the man's car in a poker game. He enlists the help of poker expert Jamie to win the car back, but the pair find the stakes are uncomfortably high.
9pm
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Ladies Of Letters
Series 1, Episode 5Irene is in hospital - suffering from amnesia, loss of sex drive and a compulsion to use bad language.
9:30pm
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Rising Damp
Series 1, Episode 4 - All Our YesterdaysSpooner's laid up in his room with a broken ankle after tripping over Vienna, and making an awful lot of noise. Rigsby's keen to appear courageous in front of Miss Jones, but the boxer's temperament brings forth every element of his cowardice. Discussion soon turns to the war.
10pm30 min
One Star
Animated sitcom pilot about the worst bed and breakfast in space.
10pm
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10pm
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Little Britain
Little Britain USA. Vicky Pollard is in hospital after a serious accident, and foul-mouthed child Ellie-Grace being accompanied to her first sleepover by her worried mother.
10pm30 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 2, Episode 2With Fearne away climbing Kilimanjaro for Comic Relief, celebrity royalty Peaches Geldof fills in as a special guest captain. Also joining the teams are Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills, current King of the Jungle Joe Swash and comedian Rob Deering.
10:30pm
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Old Harry's Game
Series 2, Episode 3 - NeroSatan selects the Roman Emperor Nero as his new assistant and takes Thomas on a tour of his life.
10:30pm30 min
FM
Episode 2 - System AddictThe group try to stick to some new resolutions: Dom gives up booze, Jane gives up cigarettes, and Lindsay gives up giving up on girls. Featuring a performance by the Wombats, and a guest appearance by Toyah Willcox.
11pm15 min
Josie Long - All Of The Planet's Wonders
Episode 3Josie explores the fantstic world of obscure animal facts in a bid to become the ultimate quiz contestant. To do this she looks back at her animal rights activist past, questions why she grew out of that phase and interrogates her father over his quiz buff history.
11:05pm
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Shameless
Series 6, Episode 6Paddy wakes up disorientated, chained to a bed in a strange room, unable to remember where he is or how he got there. When Maureen comes in things seem a little clearer.
11:15pm
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One
Series 1, Episode 3Sketches include the 'slipping forecast'; more from Jeremy Clarkson's Top Dog; a lost solo sailor; and an honest PA announcement from a train guard.
11:45pm
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LifeSpam: My Child Is French
A comedy pilot by Alice Lowe which spoofs shocking true life documentaries.