Schedule Saturday 14th February 2009
12:30pm
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The News Quiz
Series 67, Episode 6Sandi Toksvig chairs the topical comedy quiz, with panellists Jeremy Hardy, Dave Gorman, Andy Hamilton and Francis Wheen.
1pm30 min
Does The Team Think...
Series 2, Episode 5In this week's show, Jack Dee explains how he reacted on meeting Sir Paul McCartney in a lift; Bob Mortimer reveals his slightly unusual musical past; Julian Clary admits to an outrageous childhood lie; Ulrika Jonsson tries to convince Vic she's not competitive; and Vic urges the team to use loo roll in a more creative way at Christmas.
1:30pm
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The Jason Byrne Show
Series 1, Episode 6 - MedicineThe last episode in the series is focused around the topic of medicine. With special guest Ivan Brackenbury.
1:45pm
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Trexx And Flipside
Episode 6 - Kings Of Da HoodBrilliance has found spiritual healing and decides it's time the boys invested in some good karma, so sends them to a horrific local school to attempt to turn the pupils around. Flipside finds himself adopted by bad-lad Tiger Tee, and Trexx finds himself attracted to the teacher - but the relationship between the boys seems to suffer from a heap of bad karma.
2:30pm60 min
Joan Of Arc, And How She Became A Saint
Dawn French stars in The National Theatre of Brent's comic interpretation of the story of Joan of Arc.
7:15pm30 min
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 13Irreverent telly tour guide Harry Hill has been hard at work again, exploring the vast televisual terrain of soaps, reality shows, documentaries and dramas in search of the funniest clips to aid and abet him in some inspired skewering of the week's television.
7:45pm
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
Ant and Dec are back with a new series of their award-winning show, and joining them on this Valentine's Day evening is the one and only Paris Hilton, who steps into the voice over booth. Pop rock princess Miley Cyrus performs live, and the Ant v Dec teams return with a new set of celebrities and six new challenges. Plus Escape from Takeaway Prison - a brand-new game which sees 20 celebrities fight to escape over six hilarious giant obstacles. All this and a new Grab the Ads game called Lucky Sheep Dip.
9:15pm30 min
The Old Guys
Series 1, Episode 3 - MarriageTom discovers that he would qualify for a lump sum from his pension if only he was married. Meanwhile, Amber is keen to impress her new boss, Marianne.
9:15pm
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Things To Do Before You're 30
British comedy drama about a Sunday football team of twenty-something friends desperately resisting the inevitable spiral into adulthood.
9:45pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 1 - Michael McIntyre, Rich Hall and Rhod GilbertMichael McIntyre introduces comedy from Rich Hall and Rhod Gilbert.
10pm
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10:50pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 3 - Jo Brand and Michael McIntyreComedian Jo Brand hosts, with special guest Michael McIntyre. In the firing line are Simon Cowell, Labiaplasties, football referees and flaming terrorists.
1:35am
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The Young Poisoner's Handbook
Black comedy based on the true story of young poisoner Graham Young.