Schedule for 25th February 2005 (new programmes only)

11:30am
30 min

High Table, Lower Orders

Series 1, Episode 2

Another mysterious death causes Health and Safety executive Simon to consider cruets.

6:30pm
30 min

In the chair is Simon Hoggart, joined by panellists Alan Coren, Sandi Toksvig, Armando Iannucci and Linda Smith, for a tongue-in-cheek examination of the week's news while Carolyn Brown reads out a selection of cuttings.

8:30pm
30 min

My Hero

Series 5, Episode 8 - How Green Was My Ollie?

Thermoman finds his popularity fading as he is held responsible for global warming, owing to the heat created by his flying around the world ! With a hate mob on his back, he's forced to take drastic measures to prove that the planet is safe in his hands.

9pm
30 min

According To Bex

Episode 8 - Nothing But Flowers

Bex only wants one thing for her 30th birthday - a bouquet of flowers - but Ryan and Jack fail to pick up on her subtle hints, while Charles has too many problems of his own to notice. Luckily, Jan and Chris have an ulterior motive for setting Bex up on a blind date.

9:30pm
30 min

29 Minutes Of Fame

Episode 6

With guests Eddie Izzard, Carol Smillie and Ricky Tomlinson.

10pm
30 min

Grumpy Old Women

Series 1, Episode 1 - It's All Falling Apart

Facial hair, affairs and shopping for underwear all get a good airing by British women of a certain age. With contributions from, among others, Sheila Hancock, Janet Street-Porter and Ann Widdecombe. Narrated by Alison Steadman.