Schedule for 23rd November 2001 (new programmes only)

11:30am
30 min

Getting Nowhere Fast

Former lovers and now middle-aged business partners Pam and Merv try to "get with it" by opening a cyber section in their Vodka and Veggie cafe. Chantal tells all about her latest bit of plastic surgery and Merv tries to persuade Pam that love is more important than the money of her new yet forever absent husband Dominic. Oh, and the computers get stolen, too.

6:30pm
30 min

The News Quiz

Series 47, Episode 9

Simon Hoggart is joined by panellists Alan Coren, Sandi Toksvig, Andy Hamilton and Clive Anderson for a satirical look at the week's news, with Brian Perkins reading cuttings sent in by listeners.

8:30pm
30 min

My Family

Series 2, Episode 12 - Ben Wants To Be A Millionaire

Ben meets an old school friend who is now a millionaire. After being told by him about the wonders of the stock market, he and Susan decide to invest a large amount of money. Things go well at first but Ben's refusal to sell up while they're ahead costs them the lot!

9:30pm
30 min

Gimme Gimme Gimme

Series 3, Episode 4 - Trauma

Hospitalised with a saucepan wedged firmly on her head, having fallen off a bus and through an ironmonger's window, Linda's delighted to be attended to by a dashing young male nurse. Tom's astonished to recognise him as Bart, a fellow pupil from his days at drama college, on whom he has long had a crush.