Schedule for 7th September 2001 (full list)

6:30pm
30 min

Married

Series 3, Episode 2

The two universes have collided and Dirk sees an ideal opportunity to make money: he opens Cafe Apocalypse.

6:30pm
30 min

Dead Ringers

Series 5, Episode 3

More celeb sound-alikes with Doctor Who's Dalek sleepover and Brian Sewell gets married to himself.

8:30pm
30 min

My Family. Image shows from L to R: Susan Harper (Zoë Wanamaker), Ben Harper (Robert Lindsay). Copyright: DLT Entertainment Ltd. / Rude Boy Productions

Susan tells Ben that she might be pregnant. When everyone finds out about Susan's secret, she breaks the news that she isn't in fact pregnant... much to Ben's glee. Susan thinks Ben has had a vasectomy, but has he?

9pm
30 min

Absolutely Fabulous

Series 4, Episode 2 - Fish Farm

After a night of drink and drugs in a mosh pit, Patsy talks Eddy into seducing the gardener Saffy has hired. Not only is he young and attractive, but Pats recognises him as the heir to a gentrified family.

9:30pm
30 min