Schedule Thursday 27th March 1997

Harry Hill's Fruit Corner

Series 4, Episode 2

Harry has bought a new record featuring David Bowie singing all of the instrumentals and some painters and decorators from the West Country guest.

A Perfect State

Episode 5

A wealthy businessman seems the answer to Flatby's prayers when hospital funds are cut by Whitehall.

Chalk

Series 1, Episode 6

Eric Slatt is worried when his mother threatens to pay a visit.

He's afraid that details of his childhood, which he would rather keep hidden, will be revealed. He also has to cope with the annual football match between pupils and staff.