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The Unbelievable Truth

The Unbelievable Truth

  • Radio panel show
  • BBC Radio 4
  • 2006 - 2024
  • 183 episodes (30 series)

David Mitchell hosts this Radio 4 panel game built on truth and lies. Contestants must try and smuggle truths into lie-filled speeches.

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Series 30, Episode 1

David Mitchell is joined by Tony Hawks, Lucy Porter, Zoe Lyons and Justin Edwards, who are obliged to talk with deliberate inaccuracy on subjects as varied as divorce, lying, Mexicans and coffee.

The Truths

Justin Edwards - Coffee

- Puccini's wife would put bromide in his coffee to calm him down when ladies visited the house, following a string of affairs. She would also follow him around dressed as a man and soak his trousers in foul-smelling camphor. None of this worked. Found by Lucy.

- The perc-o-toaster was a device which both made coffee and cooked toast at the same time. First made by Armstrong Electric of West Virginia in 1918, it continued to sell into the 1930s. It could also cook bacon and eggs. Found by Zoe.

- The world's largest coffee pot is in Bedford, Pennsylvania. The Koontz Coffee Pot is 18ft tall, 22ft wide, and can hold 800,000 cups of coffee. Found by Zoe.

- There is no evidence to prove the drinking coffee will stunt your growth. Found by Tony.

- Buckfast contains six coffee cups-worth of caffeine. Found by Zoe.

Zoe Lyons - Mexicans

- Norway consumes more Mexican food than any other European country. According to one poll, 84% of the population enjoy Mexican food, and locals even celebrate "Taco Friday", with 8.2% of the population (over 400,000 Norwegians) eating tacos for dinner every Friday. Found by Tony.

- Felix Batista, an anti-kidnapping expert, was kidnapped in 2008 after delivering a lecture on how to survive a kidnapping, and never seen again. Found by Tony.

- In 2003, US-based Castaways Travel offered passengers the opportunity to fly from Miami to Cancun while nude. Successfully smuggled.

- Artist Cosimo Cavallaro built a thousand-foot-long wall of Mexican cheese along the US-Mexico border, which he vowed would make America grate again. Successfully smuggled.

- Mexico is home to the world's only Cornish pasty museum. It is Real De Monte, which is twinned with Redruth, and has links to Cornwall dating back to the 1820s when Cornish miners settled there to work in local silver mines. Successfully smuggled.

Lucy Porter - Lying

- Scientists at Queen Margaret University College, Edinburgh, have revealed that women are better liars than men. Found by Zoe.

- The supposedly-true story that inspired the film Saturday Night Fever was completely made up. The film was based on an article in New York magazine about a young man called Vincent, who worked in a paint store by day and owned the dance floor by night. In 1994, the article's author Nik Cohn admitted that he had been sent to a Brooklyn club called 2001 Odyssey to report on working class disco subculture, but never entered the building after someone vomited on his leg outside the entrance. Needing material, he made up a story based on his own memories of gang culture in Northern Ireland, where he grew up. He based the character of what would become John Travolta's Tony Manero on a mod he knew from Shepherd's Bush. Found by Tony.

- Donald Trump lists the height of Trump World Tower as being 20 floors taller than it actually is. Successfully smuggled.

- Sue Perkins is officially among the world's biggest liars. In 2006, she won the annual World's Biggest Liar Competition, with a lie about flatulent sheep blowing a hole in the ozone layer. The contest is held at the Bridge Inn in Santon Bridge, Cumbria, where contests have five minutes to tell the biggest and most believable lie possible. Politicians and lawyers are barred from entering on the grounds they are professional liars. Successfully smuggled.

- 45% of Britons have lied that they have been skydiving. Successfully smuggled.

Tony Hawks - Divorce

- Under Medieval Welsh law, a woman could divorce their husband if they had bad breath. Found by Justin.

- The Maldives comes up at No. 1 in the divorce charts, having 5.52 divorces for every 1,000 people. Successfully smuggled.

- Up until the mid-20th century, left-handedness in a wife was grounds for divorce in Japan. Successfully smuggled.

- A school of undressing was founded for women in Manhattan, in the belief that sloppy disrobing was increasing the divorce rate. Successfully smuggled.

- A divorced deaf man successfully got a restraining order against his ex-wife for publicly insulting him in sign language. Successfully smuggled.

Scores

- Tony Hawks: 6 points
- Zoe Lyons: 5 points
- Lucy Porter: 2 points
- Justin Edwards: -4 points

Broadcast details

Date
Monday 5th August 2024
Time
6:30pm
Channel
BBC Radio 4
Length
30 minutes

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Cast & crew

Cast
David Mitchell Host / Presenter
Guest cast
Tony Hawks Guest
Lucy Porter Guest
Zoe Lyons Guest
Justin Edwards Guest
Writing team
Dan Gaster Writer
Colin Swash Writer
Production team
Jon Naismith Producer
Graeme Garden Creator
Jon Naismith Creator

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