The Manuscript

Rule #1: If his wife has just given birth to a future king, a modern man should tell his grandfather to grow up and stop believing in homoeopathy. (Milton Jones)

Rule #2: If you're embarrassed to rely on your girlfriend for lifts, get her to teach you to drive. That will either end the problem or the relationship. (James May)

Rule #3: A man should only lie about his age if the woman he's sleeping with is embarrassed to be older. It's manners. (Jenny Éclair)

Man of the Week: Archbishop Justin Welby, for taking on Wonga. (Nominated by Milton Jones)