The Manuscript

Rule #1: You should only entrust a man with a secret if he's not listening. Which is usually the case. (Katherine Ryan)

Rule #2: If you don't want to chat to taxi drivers, tell them you're from the Inland Revenue and you'll have a much quieter journey. (Alun Cochrane)

Rule #3: A modern man only cries when chopping onions to make a quiche. (Clive Anderson)

Rule #4: Men take risks because there's too many of them. It's to even out the numbers. (Katherine Ryan)

Man of the Week: Rafa Nadal (nominated by Clive Anderson)