The Manuscript

Rule #1: A real man shouldn't read children's books because... well, because they're for children. (Ian Stone)

Rule #2: A modern man should hold the door open for ladies (but refrain from patting their bottom as they go past).

Rule #3: You know a man is having a mid-life crisis when he starts trimming his beard to prove he's got a jaw line. (Holly Walsh)

Man of the Week: Michael Eavis. He's 77 and still throwing the best party around. (Nominated by Holly Walsh)