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My Mate's A Footballer. Image shows left to right: Patrick Bamford, Joe Wilkinson. Credit: BBC
My Mate's A Footballer

My Mate's A Footballer

  • Radio chat show
  • BBC Radio 5 Live / BBC Sounds
  • 2023 - 2024
  • 37 episodes (2 series)

Comic football podcast in which Joe Wilkinson attempts to befriend Patrick Bamford.

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Cast
Person Role Episode count
Patrick Bamford Host / Presenter
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Can Joe Wilkinson Become Best Friends With Patrick Bamford?
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - How Much Impact Can A New Manager Really Have?
  3. Series 1, Episode 3 - Patrick Bamford's 5-A-Side Clinic
  4. Series 1, Episode 4 - Moving To Chelsea On Transfer Deadline Day
  5. Series 1, Episode 5 - How To Organise a Football Team Christmas do
  6. Series 1, Special - Joe on MOTD and Other Landmark Footballing Moments
  7. Series 1, Episode 7 - Giant Killings, Bonuses And Crap Pitches - The FA Cup
  8. Series 1, Episode 8 - Patrick Bamford's Wonder Goal
  9. Series 1, Episode 9 - What Ingredients Do You Need For A Good Run Of Form?
  10. Series 1, Episode 10 - Patrick Challenges Joe To Prove He's Good At Free Kicks
  11. Series 1, Episode 11 - Patrick Challenges Joe To Prove He's Good At Free Kicks
  12. Series 1, Episode 12 - Patrick Bamford's Personal Team
  13. Series 1, Episode 13 - The First England Call-up
  14. Series 1, Episode 14 - The Home Life Of A Footballer
  15. Series 1, Episode 15 - Inside A Football Dressing Room (And A Private Jet)
  16. Series 1, Episode 16 - What Does 'Style of Play' Actually Mean?
  17. Series 1, Episode 17 - Your Questions Answered (Plus Erling Haaland's Lovely Lips)
  18. Series 1, Episode 18 - Your Questions Answered - Part Two
  19. Series 1, Episode 19 - Joe and Patrick Finally Meet at Leeds' Training Ground
  20. Series 1, Episode 20 - Is Joe Wilkinson actually good at taking free kicks?
  21. Series 2, Episode 1 - How Do Footballers And Managers Deal With Pressure?
  22. Series 2, Episode 2 - Arm Round The Shoulder Or A Kick Up The...?
  23. Series 2, Episode 3 - Patrick And Joe Pick Their England Team For The Euros
  24. Series 2, Episode 4 - What Happens When A Player Gets Injured?
  25. Series 2, Episode 5 - What Happens On A Footballer's Stag Do?
  26. Series 3, Episode 1 - Could Joe Wilkinson Be The Next England Manager?
  27. Series 3, Episode 2 - Your Questions Answered
  28. Series 3, Episode 3 - Re-living Pre-Season: Pranks, Roommates And Go-karting
  29. Series 3, Episode 4 - Boot Deals, Surprising Balls & Kit Launches
  30. Series 3, Episode 5 - The Youth Of Today
  31. Series 3, Episode 6 - Could Joe Wilkinson Become A Kit Man?
  32. Series 3, Episode 7 - The Kalvin Phillips Ep
  33. Series 3, Episode 8 - Joe Wilkinson vs Pam the Receptionist
  34. Series 3, Episode 9 - Footballers' Food Bills and German Bread
  35. Series 3, Episode 10 - Clangers, team train journeys and 'Spygate'
  36. Series 3, Episode 11 - Luke Ayling on Guardiola, Wenger and 'Trojan' Bamford
  37. Series 3, Episode 12 - Fireworks, Fitness Coaches and Bus Drivers
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Joe Wilkinson Host / Presenter
View episodes
  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Can Joe Wilkinson Become Best Friends With Patrick Bamford?
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - How Much Impact Can A New Manager Really Have?
  3. Series 1, Episode 3 - Patrick Bamford's 5-A-Side Clinic
  4. Series 1, Episode 4 - Moving To Chelsea On Transfer Deadline Day
  5. Series 1, Episode 5 - How To Organise a Football Team Christmas do
  6. Series 1, Special - Joe on MOTD and Other Landmark Footballing Moments
  7. Series 1, Episode 7 - Giant Killings, Bonuses And Crap Pitches - The FA Cup
  8. Series 1, Episode 8 - Patrick Bamford's Wonder Goal
  9. Series 1, Episode 9 - What Ingredients Do You Need For A Good Run Of Form?
  10. Series 1, Episode 10 - Patrick Challenges Joe To Prove He's Good At Free Kicks
  11. Series 1, Episode 11 - Patrick Challenges Joe To Prove He's Good At Free Kicks
  12. Series 1, Episode 12 - Patrick Bamford's Personal Team
  13. Series 1, Episode 13 - The First England Call-up
  14. Series 1, Episode 14 - The Home Life Of A Footballer
  15. Series 1, Episode 15 - Inside A Football Dressing Room (And A Private Jet)
  16. Series 1, Episode 16 - What Does 'Style of Play' Actually Mean?
  17. Series 1, Episode 17 - Your Questions Answered (Plus Erling Haaland's Lovely Lips)
  18. Series 1, Episode 18 - Your Questions Answered - Part Two
  19. Series 1, Episode 19 - Joe and Patrick Finally Meet at Leeds' Training Ground
  20. Series 1, Episode 20 - Is Joe Wilkinson actually good at taking free kicks?
  21. Series 2, Episode 1 - How Do Footballers And Managers Deal With Pressure?
  22. Series 2, Episode 2 - Arm Round The Shoulder Or A Kick Up The...?
  23. Series 2, Episode 3 - Patrick And Joe Pick Their England Team For The Euros
  24. Series 2, Episode 4 - What Happens When A Player Gets Injured?
  25. Series 2, Episode 5 - What Happens On A Footballer's Stag Do?
  26. Series 3, Episode 1 - Could Joe Wilkinson Be The Next England Manager?
  27. Series 3, Episode 2 - Your Questions Answered
  28. Series 3, Episode 3 - Re-living Pre-Season: Pranks, Roommates And Go-karting
  29. Series 3, Episode 4 - Boot Deals, Surprising Balls & Kit Launches
  30. Series 3, Episode 5 - The Youth Of Today
  31. Series 3, Episode 6 - Could Joe Wilkinson Become A Kit Man?
  32. Series 3, Episode 7 - The Kalvin Phillips Ep
  33. Series 3, Episode 8 - Joe Wilkinson vs Pam the Receptionist
  34. Series 3, Episode 9 - Footballers' Food Bills and German Bread
  35. Series 3, Episode 10 - Clangers, team train journeys and 'Spygate'
  36. Series 3, Episode 11 - Luke Ayling on Guardiola, Wenger and 'Trojan' Bamford
  37. Series 3, Episode 12 - Fireworks, Fitness Coaches and Bus Drivers
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Guest cast
Person Role Episode count
Luke Ayling Guest
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  1. Series 3, Episode 11 - Luke Ayling on Guardiola, Wenger and 'Trojan' Bamford
1
Kalvin Phillips Guest
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  1. Series 3, Episode 7 - The Kalvin Phillips Ep
1
Production team
Person Role Episode count
Stevie Middleton Commissioner
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  1. Series 1, Episode 1 - Can Joe Wilkinson Become Best Friends With Patrick Bamford?
  2. Series 1, Episode 2 - How Much Impact Can A New Manager Really Have?
  3. Series 1, Episode 3 - Patrick Bamford's 5-A-Side Clinic
  4. Series 1, Episode 4 - Moving To Chelsea On Transfer Deadline Day
  5. Series 1, Episode 5 - How To Organise a Football Team Christmas do
  6. Series 1, Special - Joe on MOTD and Other Landmark Footballing Moments
  7. Series 1, Episode 7 - Giant Killings, Bonuses And Crap Pitches - The FA Cup
  8. Series 1, Episode 8 - Patrick Bamford's Wonder Goal
  9. Series 1, Episode 9 - What Ingredients Do You Need For A Good Run Of Form?
  10. Series 1, Episode 10 - Patrick Challenges Joe To Prove He's Good At Free Kicks
  11. Series 1, Episode 11 - Patrick Challenges Joe To Prove He's Good At Free Kicks
  12. Series 1, Episode 12 - Patrick Bamford's Personal Team
  13. Series 1, Episode 13 - The First England Call-up
  14. Series 1, Episode 14 - The Home Life Of A Footballer
  15. Series 1, Episode 15 - Inside A Football Dressing Room (And A Private Jet)
  16. Series 1, Episode 16 - What Does 'Style of Play' Actually Mean?
  17. Series 1, Episode 17 - Your Questions Answered (Plus Erling Haaland's Lovely Lips)
  18. Series 1, Episode 18 - Your Questions Answered - Part Two
  19. Series 1, Episode 19 - Joe and Patrick Finally Meet at Leeds' Training Ground
  20. Series 1, Episode 20 - Is Joe Wilkinson actually good at taking free kicks?
  21. Series 2, Episode 1 - How Do Footballers And Managers Deal With Pressure?
  22. Series 2, Episode 2 - Arm Round The Shoulder Or A Kick Up The...?
  23. Series 2, Episode 3 - Patrick And Joe Pick Their England Team For The Euros
  24. Series 2, Episode 4 - What Happens When A Player Gets Injured?
  25. Series 2, Episode 5 - What Happens On A Footballer's Stag Do?
  26. Series 3, Episode 1 - Could Joe Wilkinson Be The Next England Manager?
  27. Series 3, Episode 2 - Your Questions Answered
  28. Series 3, Episode 3 - Re-living Pre-Season: Pranks, Roommates And Go-karting
  29. Series 3, Episode 4 - Boot Deals, Surprising Balls & Kit Launches
  30. Series 3, Episode 5 - The Youth Of Today
  31. Series 3, Episode 6 - Could Joe Wilkinson Become A Kit Man?
  32. Series 3, Episode 7 - The Kalvin Phillips Ep
  33. Series 3, Episode 8 - Joe Wilkinson vs Pam the Receptionist
  34. Series 3, Episode 9 - Footballers' Food Bills and German Bread
  35. Series 3, Episode 10 - Clangers, team train journeys and 'Spygate'
  36. Series 3, Episode 11 - Luke Ayling on Guardiola, Wenger and 'Trojan' Bamford
  37. Series 3, Episode 12 - Fireworks, Fitness Coaches and Bus Drivers
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