John Shuttleworth's Lounge Music

As Glenn Gregory and Martyn Ware from Heaven 17 settle down to play one of their songs, Come Live With Me, Joan Chitty arrives and quite likes the sound of the title.

This week John is in a fluster as Kirsty the scottie dog has eaten the tape with all John's jingles on it - so he's having to play them all live and is worried they may all go wrong.

Mary has been complaining that the music is too loud - although she doesn't seem to mind when Heaven 17 are playing. And is that a lemon drizzle cake she's brought for them?

As Glenn and Martyn settle down to play one of their songs, Come Live With Me, Joan Chitty arrives and quite likes the sound of the title. So while John is fretting that the maths in the song lyrics are all wrong, Joan asks if the boys can give her a massage to ease her sciatica.

All this, along with Tina Charles telling John how to sing very high in 'Top Tips on the Telephone', leaves time short for 'Ken in the Konservatory' - will it happen?