Gossip From The Garden Pond
- Radio comedy
- BBC Radio 4
- 2014
- 3 episodes (1 series)
Series of funny tales about the residents of a garden pond, written and introduced by Lynne Truss. Stars Lynne Truss, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Alison Steadman, Sandi Toksvig, David Ryall and more.
Episode menu
Series 1, Episode 2
Further details
Messing about in water is what the Water Boatman loves to do most of all. Well actually the Water Boatman is a Boatwoman and in truth she is a Backswimmer not a Water Boatman, but she prefers to be called Water Boatman and being a decisive no-nonsense type, so be it! Her days are spent rowing around the pond and scooping up whatever tasty morsel takes her fancy and trying her hardest to ignore the 'singing' of her ardent admirer, Reg. Stridulation is the technical term for Reg's singing; moving one part of his body against another (a bit like crickets and grasshoppers) to create a courtship 'song'. His persistence finally pays off, but does he win her heart?
Meanwhile, the Great Diving Beetle soars up and down through the depths, spreading fear wherever he goes. With his coat of armour, fantastic mandibles for tearing prey to pieces and a highly unpleasant habit of ejecting toxic fumes at potential predators, he's a creature to avoid! He did have a mate once, but he ate her, and brothers and sisters too, but he ate them. So all alone, he has plenty of time to think and armed with his ballistic missiles he daydreams about being a film star; a hero with super powers, and a match for any creature ... even Batman! One evening though, whilst flying round the neighbourhood, he comes across a shocking scene at a nearby pond, and drawing on his armoury of weapons, he defends the rights of his fellow beetles in a vicious battle.
Broadcast details
- Date
- Sunday 14th September 2014
- Time
- 7:15pm
- Channel
- BBC Radio 4
- Length
- 30 minutes