A Right Royal Rip-Off
- Radio comedy drama
- BBC Radio 4
- 1982
- 1 episode
Sequel to Burglar's Bargains. A pair of robbers plan to steal the crown jewels. Stars Peter Jones, Lockwood West, Bernard Bresslaw, Charles Hawtrey, Donald Hewlett and more.
Cast & crew credits
| Peter Jones | Charles Forbes |
| Lockwood West | George Evans |
| Bernard Bresslaw | Bullet Head |
| Charles Hawtrey | Fingers |
| Donald Hewlett | Governor Smith |
| John Warner | Nigel |
| Ronald Herdman | Basil/Guard |
| Steve Hodson | Winston/Mr Jones |
| John Bull | Tommy |
| Miranda Forbes | Chairperson |
| Pauline Letts | Mrs Sopworth/Ma Calloni |
| David Timson | Billy |
| John Rowe | Wilkes/De Vere |
| John Rye | Plunket |
| Adrian Egan | Perkins |
| Wendy Murray | Doreen/Deirdre |
| Wally K Daly | Thug/Raven |
| Gordon Reid | Calloni |
| Stephen Thorne | Colonel |
| Wally K Daly | Writer |
| Martin Jenkins | Producer/Director |