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Two celebrities to start podcast - Broken News
There's astonishment as two male celebrities have announced they're to start a podcast. It's a bold and brave move. But will it pay off?
UK campaigners "get their country back" - Broken News
It's been a long and sometimes painful campaign, but after all these years, those asking for "their country back" have won. The country will be returned, will all the benefits of when Britain was Great.
Conservatives publish "Racism Rate Card" - Broken News
The Conservative Party has revealed a pricing structure for downplaying racism in return for party donations - with rates ranging from £6 to £20,000,000. Massive bigots are calling it "value for money."
Bradley Walsh signs new TV contract - Broken News
TV presenter Bradley Walsh has signed an exclusive TV hosting contract - and everyone's sure to be happy.
Chancellor announces exciting Budget - Broken News
The Chancellor has announced the Government's financial and fiscal plans for the coming term. Luckily for us, it proves how great everything is right now. We've never had it so good!
Rupert Murdoch yet to decide next Prime Minister - Broken News
Rupert Murdoch is currently meeting with potential candidates for his new position as 'Prime Minister of the UK'. The appointment is being referred to as a "general election", with Murdoch yet to decide who will take the top spot (beneath him).