Caroline Aherne

The Security Men is not a revival, being a new one-off comedy written by Caroline Aherne and Jeff Pope (who together wrote The Fattest Man In Britain). But it does star Bobby Ball - of Cannon & fame - continuing his unlikely career renaissance after turns in Mount Pleasant, Last Of The Summer Wine and Not Going Out. And the thing is, Bobby Ball is still basically doing the same act as he did with Tommy Cannon every Saturday on ITV in the 80s. OK, not the bit where he pinged his braces and yelled, "Rock on Tommy!" but the naughty boy stuff is basically unchanged. He even, alarmingly, does the moonwalk at one point.

Here he plays one of four security men who are nominally guarding a shopping centre which - further compounding the sense of déjà vu - features a Wimpy. Their nights are filled with banter and bets, chiefly on how many cones the jobsworth boss will put out to guard a small liquid spillage on the floor. One night they turn off the alarms and sneak out while he's on his break, so they can watch a boxing match. Unfortunately, when the alarms go back on, they realise they've missed a robbery (not of the Wimpy, but a jewellers). They're in trouble. "And where," cries Ball's character Duckers, "are we going to find another job that's mostly sleeping?"

Amiable, harmless antics ensue as the team try to cover up their mistake. There's nothing here that would frighten your great-grandma - not even the running joke about Duckers' wife posing for nude pictures ("it's not often you see a 60-year-old woman with piercings"). It also stars Brendan O'Carroll - better known in female garb as Mrs Brown, from the critic-defyingly-successful sitcom Mrs Brown's Boys, itself an unashamed throwback to the age before alternative comedy. Don't worry about Tommy Cannon not being here though: he and Ball are still mates and tour churches with a religious show. Really.

A new episode of The Royle Family (BBC1, 9.45pm) reminds me that, according to the BBC's website, "In 2001 Caroline Aherne announced her retirement from TV." Like Frank Sinatra before her, she then discovered that the only thing a celebrity can do after announcing their retirement is to make a comeback. I'm glad she did, though.

Royles written off for Christmas

The popular Royle Family Christmas special has been axed - because creators Caroline Aherne and Craig Cash have failed to deliver the script in time.

Fast Show stars blame panel shows for killing TV comedy

The reunited cast of The Fast Show - including Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Caroline Aherne and John Thomson - have claimed that British comedy is being stifled by the number of panel shows on television.

Dawn French & Caroline Aherne for Loose Women?

Dawn French and Caroline Aherne and ex-Corrie fave Sally Lindsay are three of the stars being wooed by bosses looking to replace Kate Thornton and Zoe Tyler on Loose Women.

Continuing Tuesday night's sour comedy hour, The Morgana Show is a brand new five-part sketch show that's similarly humorless and prolonged to Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights - although there's a glimmer of potential because its star, Morgana Robinson, is clearly a talented performer and mimic. It's just a shame the writing can't match her. Unusually, Channel 4 commissioned this show after being impressed by Morgana's self-made pilot, without testing the water by showing it as part of the Comedy Lab season, or on late-night E4.

It's great someone had faith in this show, and for someone like Morgana to be rewarded for her proactive nature in getting themselves a TV show made, but that made the disappointment of The Morgana Show itself cut even deeper. I wanted this to be a comedy treasure to discover and spread the word to others, but it turned out to be fool's gold.

It's another character-based sketch show; one with a slight League Of Gentlemen vibe, spliced with sketches you'd expect to see in a darker version of The Fast Show. Indeed, Morgana Robinson reminded me of Caroline Aherne at times, particularly during a sketch where she plays the owner of a funeral parlour married to an oafish husband. Other characters include: Madolynn, a prima donna Hollywood star now in her middle age; a pair of news reporters who trade insults with each other before the cameras roll; and homemade videos featuring a boy called Gilbert, filmed by his long-suffering granddad on a camcorder in the early-'90s. There are also a smattering of celebrity impressions: a good approximation of Cheryl Cole (seen reading an uncouth Dannii Minogue's Tarot cards backstage on The X Factor), Boris Johnson as a bumbling public schoolboy, and a truly uncanny Fearne Cotton (repurposed as a hyperactive daredevil stuntwoman, above-left).

By the end of this first episode, one thing was clear: Morgana Robinson's a talent in need of some good writers. Her Fearne Cotton impression was marvelous, and Gilbert is a convincing character with a lot of reality to him, but practically everything fell flat because it wasn't especially funny (no memorable punchlines or clever twists), and too many characters felt derivative (the monstrous actress cliché, bickering news reporters, etc.)

On the very day the engagement and imminent marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton has been announced, it's only right we celebrate the country's first family. In this special, members of the Royle family share their memories of working on the show, how it came to be, and talk about some of the behind-the-scenes shenanigans. You get the impression that the cast are as close in real life as they are in the show, and Caroline Aherne, Craig Cash, Ricky Tomlinson, Sue Johnston, Liz Smith and Ralf Little share their recollections of a comedy that became a modern classic.

A long but comprehensive look back at one of British comedy's best shows, Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne's kitchen-sink comedy The Royle Family. Anchored by the scoop of bringing the two creative forces behind the show together to banter about their various real-life inspirations, it's really watchable. Even if you've seen moments like Denise and Dave's No Surprises lullaby a hundred times. Famous fans and the rest of the cast - including a touchingly reunited Ralf Little and Liz Smith - are on hand to nominate their favourite moments.

Interviews with Caroline Aherne invariably begin with "Caroline Aherne rarely gives interviews." So fans of a self-important actor shouting, "My arse!"* will be delighted to see Caroline and Craig Cash interviewed about the creation of The Royle Family. It's a jolly show with some interesting insights. You can certainly see why they were such a successful writing partnership as they retain the ability to make each other laugh and can barely finish an anecdote without cracking up.

But as with all these GOLD shows, it's somewhat besmirched by annoying talking heads. Thanks Catherine Tate for proving yet again that you're no good at anything. What is the point in this day and age of Catherine bloody Tate? Surely we can move on now?