Once upon a time, Santa welcomed everybody to sit on his knee. But now perching on that ancient limb is fraught with all sorts of dangers and risks for all concerned. Is Santa fully up to date with the politics of physical contact? He needs to be, or serious trouble will follow.
Host Martin Picky seeks revenge on a guest threatening to bring down his hygiene rating in the most dramatic fashion possible. 'What's worse, going through someone's private bag in their room or bringing crisps into a five-star rated establishment?'.
Have you ever heard the expression "would you like a slap in the belly with a wet fish?" This film would probably make more sense if you had. Or maybe not...
