Harry and Chris say: "Following in the lineage of other world cup songs by comedy duos we wanted to write an honest song about our beloved national team."
Art critic Rupert Flaxen is indignant at the liberal left for saying we're not allowed to enjoy the art of violent and/or abusive men any more - even if that art is quite good!
In his attempts to get signed, Gary and his agent push on with their plans to erect a giant "Sign Gold" billboard outside the LAFC stadium, and Gary asks his fans for their help.
"Here's our sketch for BBC Three, you may have seen lots of these videos with muslims, gay men, transexuals etc but we thought it was about time those pesky straight white men got a chance."
