The Chancellor has announced the Government's financial and fiscal plans for the coming term. Luckily for us, it proves how great everything is right now. We've never had it so good!
Who remembers classic TV show Mysterious Mysteries of the Unexplainable with Boston Chandelier? So sad that it was cancelled after the host mysteriously vanished, leaving behind only a red carnation and 480 of the candles he loved so much.
Rupert Murdoch is currently meeting with potential candidates for his new position as 'Prime Minister of the UK'. The appointment is being referred to as a "general election", with Murdoch yet to decide who will take the top spot (beneath him).
