Boy loves girl. Girl thinks boy is a dog and keeps feeding him Bonio treats. It's the classic unrequited love story. Will this couple ever finally sort out their differences?
French footballer Patrice Lafayette makes a last minute world-record transfer. Having inadvertently leaked the news to Sky Sports, Shaun tries to contain the fallout whilst Jared is lumbered with generating ideas for Lafayette's announcement video. However, Lafayette changes his shirt number at the last moment.
