Meet Chris and Theo. Two housemates living in London, both in their mid-twenties and still trying to figure out life. Chris is the man with the plan, or should we say leader of the stupid. Theo, on the other hand puts a little more thought in to this thing we call life, but not enough to prevent himself getting caught up in Chris's ridiculous ideas time after time.
Government sources have told Broken News that the media is obsessed with tittle-tattle about minor issues such as societal collapse. Number 10 has urged the country to pull together, to consider the more important implications of celebrity affairs.
Nobody wants to run into an ex, but if you do find yourself in this situation, you definitely want them to feel like they're missing out. It's important to look like you've got your life together.
