"Bitcoin is going up, quick buy. There's a really good party, but you're NFI. You want your ex back and you don't know why... It's cos she's posting pics with another guy."
Is your grandma a gentle soul, kind and caring? The sort of person who obeys all the rules, hates to hear you swearing, thinks we should all be well-behaved and considerate to others? That's how grandmas are right? Well, no. They were young once...
