Jazz Emu says: "I started writing this song as comedomusicological exercise in attacking one specific individual for Your Entertainment. But the more I wrote, the more I started to feel like a voyeur, contorting that stranger into a reductive stereotype of my own creation. This song is about that."
A sketch about two elder vampires trying to tell people about how Dracula could enter their lives and about the different benefits of eternal life. They even have pamphlets!
