Thank your lucky festive stars that these three are not knocking on your door.
A Christmas message from the young royals.
Simon Cowell sings his way through his entire career.
Lostprophets musician Ian Watkins has gone to jail for some terrible crimes... but H from Steps is also called Ian Watkins, which could lead to some confusion as this song explains.
Miranda Hart goes for all out enthusiasm in her acting masterclass showing you how to pretend to be happy about the gifts you've received.
David Walliams shows you how to respond to dull Christmas presents.
John Curtains' girlfriend, Jessie, is hanging around the Yellow Card set... much to the annoyance of host Dan. He suggests a game of Top Trumps.
Simon and Sy explain the treats that one gets living in London.
Simon and Sy head to the seaside.
Phil Nichol's Kill Yourself brought to life using a flipchart by Bec Hill. Phil's new album is out in February 2014.
