The Conservative Party has revealed a pricing structure for downplaying racism in return for party donations - with rates ranging from £6 to £20,000,000. Massive bigots are calling it "value for money."
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After receiving a fringe growth treatment, Claudia Winkleman gets herself into hair-raising slapstick situations when her iconic fringe completely obstructs her view. How does the Strictly Come Dancing and The Traitors star survive without hair grips?
The Chancellor has announced the Government's financial and fiscal plans for the coming term. Luckily for us, it proves how great everything is right now. We've never had it so good!
Who remembers classic TV show Mysterious Mysteries of the Unexplainable with Boston Chandelier? So sad that it was cancelled after the host mysteriously vanished, leaving behind only a red carnation and 480 of the candles he loved so much.
Rupert Murdoch is currently meeting with potential candidates for his new position as 'Prime Minister of the UK'. The appointment is being referred to as a "general election", with Murdoch yet to decide who will take the top spot (beneath him).
