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Laura Fonktoe auditions for Mars
2 mins, 5 secs
In the not so distant future, a privately-owned entrepreneurial company, Mars Two, will launch its first cohort of astronauts on a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Laura Fonktoe wants the world to vote for her. And here's why.
I've Got The Sexiest Accent In The World
4 mins, 29 secs
The English accent has been voted the sexiest in the world.
Comedian DESTROYS monocle wearers
1 mins, 8 secs
Alasdair Beckett-King is dropping truth bombs left and right, like a clumsy waiter.
New Social Distancing Rules Explained
2 mins, 35 secs
A Spice Girls song to help you remember how far to stay away from people.
Psychoanalyst Dr G
2 mins, 10 secs
Psychoanalyst Dr G takes a deeper look into the facade of 'uber British' Boris, his 'mutti issues', and the crisis at the heart of the PM's character.
Dinosaurs: Terrible Lizards - The Sky's The Limit
3 mins, 4 secs
Janet the Tyrannosaurus is the most fearsome predator of the ancient world. She is also a mother with children to feed. However, in this time of giant dinosaurs, brute strength is not always the best strategy as Charlotte the Pterodactyl knows all too well.
Luxury lockdown in Kensington
2 mins, 51 secs
The lady who wrote the awkward lessons of my luxury lockdown in Kensington article in the Financial Times, defends her words.