An improvised supermarket sitcom created by actors and comedians in isolation.
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Wednesday 29th April 2020
Welcome to Martington's supermarket, manager Rachel's on the hunt for the borlotti bean bandit.
Francis the vegan's obsessed with Barry the bean fiddler. If only she could overcome her many medical conditions.
Thursday 30th April 2020
Meet frontline workers, Bruce the (British) Braveheart, Simon Periwinkle from Farm Fresh Foods and his murderous wife Sharon.
Friday 1st May 2020
Health and safety has gone to shit at Martington's Supermarket. Time for a produce orientation seminar from Tough Terry.
Saturday 2nd May 2020
A May/December romance is blooming at Martington's.
Monday 4th May 2020
Conspiracy theories, nuclear threats and a sinister presence hit Martington's.
Tuesday 5th May 2020
If you're old enough to steal you're old enough to get punched in the face.
Wednesday 6th May 2020
Barry's been made to wear the soiled banana costume much to the delight of his secret admirer Francis.
Thursday 7th May 2020
Rishi Sunak's disappointing cousin announces furlough and redundancies at Martington's.
Monday 11th May 2020
Conspiracy theorist Dick Rickson rallies his 12 followers into mutiny against Martington's.
Tuesday 12th May 2020
Love rat Sunak's been at it with Skadinski.
Thursday 14th May 2020
Shit happens when you treat the canteen lady as your therapist.
Friday 15th May 2020
Simon escapes Sharon sans bollock.
Wednesday 20th May 2020
Lady Hetty enjoys a yummy practise for Key Workers.
Saturday 23rd May 2020
Trish digs the dirt on Martington's death.
Tuesday 26th May 2020
Dark forces are stirring at Martington's.