No More Jockeys
- Online panel show
- 2020 - 2024
- 89 episodes (5 series)
Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson play a game involving names and memory.
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Set 5
1. Set 5, Game 1
Friday 2nd September 2022
As we enter the fifth set, Alex Horne and Mark Watson have both won two sets each, meaning that Tim Key needs to take Set 5 in order to prevent the others from winning the match. Expect songs about chocolate and spinsters, as well as the return of Mert Aksac. Key to play.
2. Set 5, Game 2
Friday 9th September 2022
With Mark Watson winning the first game of the fifth set, this week we have a sexy game, a faeces chat, Alex Horne tweeting Jack Lisowski, Mark needing some pixelation, and Tim Key having a near death experience. Sponsored by Buckinghamshire Broadband.
3. Set 5, Game 3
Friday 16th September 2022
As Mark Watson taks a two-game lead in the set, Alex Horne's classics degree comes into use, Tim Key complains about old-school Oxford faeces, and there is a lack of hotel food.
4. Set 5, Game 4
Friday 23rd September 2022
With Tim Key winning his first game of the set to narrow Mark Watson's lead to 2-1, Alex Horne sparks debate about what boring women have in their trolleys, Tim asks if you can piggyfront, Wato puts Ferrero Rocher in his eyes, and they mention well-known double act Ant and Death.
5. Set 5, Game 5
Friday 30th September 2022
With Alex Horne winning his first game of the set last time, Mark Watson lead is now 2-1-1. This week we had chats about trees, Japan, drifting while scratching ears, the return of Jesus (the Captain of Industry).
6. Set 5, Game 6
Friday 7th October 2022
Alex Horne and Mark Watson are joint leads, with Tim Key 2-2-1 down going into the sixth game. This time we have baked beans in a frying pan, mention of very high echelon celebrities, and questioning about Jack Lisowski's trousers.
7. Set 5, Game 7
Friday 14th October 2022
As Mark Watson takes the lead with three games over Alex Horne's two victories and Tim Key's single win, we encounter dentists, talking toy animals, and the first name of man who invented the Rubik Cube.
8. Set 5, Game 8
Friday 21st October 2022
With Alex Horne and Mark Watson tied with three wins each and Tim Key only having one victory so far, something big needs to happen - a rollover! There is also a song about the old days, a talk about Abraham Lincoln's toilet habits, and we hear Alex's impression of Elvis.
9. Set 5, Game 9
Friday 28th October 2022
Another victory for Mark Watson last time sees him leading the set with four games, with Alex Horne on three and Tim Key just one. This week, Tim has a shave, we learn where Fats Domino lived, and we witness multiple In-Game Relocations.
10. Set 5, Game 10
Friday 4th November 2022
Match point: Watson. With Watto needing just one last victory to win his third set, we witness double Tim Keys, Alex Horne drinking through his glasses, there is some problematic pouring, and we meet a corporal.
11. Set 5, Game 11
Friday 11th November 2022
Set point: Watson. Following a much needed win for Tim Key, Mark still needs one more win to complete the set. This time Alex Horne imposes a song quota, meet Key's reserve face, and someone learns that they have been in contact with a person with coronavirus.
12. Set 5, Game 12
Friday 18th November 2022
Set point: Watson. With a win for Alex Horne last week, Mark Watson's lead has been narrowed to one match. This week, Horne sits on some crisps, Watto declares to everyone in a hotel corridor what he has eaten, and Tim Key talks about his seventh birthday.
13. Set 5, Game 13
Friday 25th November 2022
It's time to go downtown as Mark Watson and Alex Horne are tied with five games each, with Tim Key on two. This week we play a leg game, we find out who Tim has sold yo-yos to, and Watto fills his underpants with sun lotion.
14. Set 5, Game 14
Friday 2nd December 2022
With Tim Key winning the previous game, Mark Watson and Alex Horne's lead has been narrowed to 5-5-3. This week Alex receives double toilets, there is a discussion about what defines a comic strip, and we play "Replace Your Face".
15. Set 5, Game 15
Friday 9th December 2022
Set point: Watson. With Mark needing one more win the gain victory, we witness Alex Horne on the move, Tim Key mentions Sue Barker a lot, and Watto falls victim of Simon Says. Sponsored by Buckinghamshire Broadband.
Catch-up
Set 5 trailer
It's been a fiddly old wait. Set 5 starts 02 September 2022.
Featuring: Alex Horne, Tim Key & Mark Watson.