| Stuart Laws |
Host / Presenter |
| Alex Kealy |
Jargon Expert |
| Sunil Patel |
Intrepid Reporter |
| Annie McGrath |
Member of the public |
| Sadia Azmat |
Relationship Expert |
| Rajiv Karia |
Ranj |
| Rose Johnson |
Gemma Smart - Risk Expert |
| Daniel Cook (as Dan Cook) |
Reporter |
| James Acaster |
Fizz Gambol - Fizzy Drinks Expert |
| Heidi Regan |
Yannick Goosedown - Conspiracy Theorist |
| Evelyn Mok |
Yue-Ling Mok - Communication Expert |
| Harriet Kemsley |
Pilot |
| Bobby Mair |
Pilot |
| Holly Burn |
Passenger |
| Lucy Pearman |
Driver |
| Jessica Fostekew |
Generic Taxi Promo Voiceover |
| Abigail Weinstock |
Andrea Aerdna |
| Matt Palmer |
Mark Stones |
| Gabby Best |
Dr Reaux-Botnique |
