Live Comedy
Hal Cruttenden Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
"With his trademark hard-hitting 'take no prisoners' comedy (this is what Hal told me to write!!!) he will be hilariously pontificating on subjects like middle aged dating, social media, the insanity of modern politics and the fact that his daughters love him but don't respect him. He believes that, after you've seen the show, you'll feel exactly the same way."
2025 dates
Friday 5 September - Lancaster Grand Theatre, Lancaster
Saturday 6 September - Theatre@41, York
Wednesday 10 September - Redgrave Theatre, Bristol
Friday 12 September - Chorley Theatre, Chorley
Saturday 13 September - Selby Town Hall, Selby
Sunday 14 September - The Leadmill, Sheffield
Thursday 18 September - The Lens Studio, Portsmouth
Saturday 20 September - The Berry, Southampton
Sunday 21 September - The Arc, Winchester
Saturday 27 September - Silsden Town Hall, Silsden
Thursday 2 October - The Andover Lights, Andover
Saturday 4 October - Forest Arts Centre, New Milton
Thursday 9 October Royal and Derngate, Northampton
Friday 10 October - The Hat Factory, Luton
Saturday 11 October - Komedia, Brighton
Wednesday 15 October - Hazlitt Theatre, Maidstone
Friday 17 October - Brewery Arts, Kendal
Saturday 18 October - Darwen Library Theatre, Darwen
Friday 24 October - Gloucester Guildhall, Glocester
Saturday 25th October - Huntingdon Hall, Worcester
Sunday 26th October - Nottingham Arts Theatre, Nottingham
Friday 31 October - The Queens Hall, Hexham
Saturday 1 November - The Witham, Barnard Castle
Sunday 2 November - The Stand, Newcastle
Saturday 8 November - Chelmsford Theatre, Chelmsford
Friday 14 November - Haymarket, Basingstoke
Saturday 15 November - The Old Town Hall, Hemel Hempstead
Friday 21 November - Trinity Theatre, Tunbridge Wells
Saturday 22 November - The Stables, Milton Keynes
Friday 28 November - Y Theatre, Leicester
Saturday 29 November - The Junction, Cambridge
Sunday 30th November - Colchester Arts Centre, Colchester
2026 dates
Saturday 21 February - The Lowry, Salford
Press
- 19th December: Hal Cruttenden to tour again in 2025