Live Comedy
Milton Jones: Ha!Milton
Milton Jones, hailed as the king of the one-liner, is gearing up to embark on a highly anticipated tour that promises to leave audiences in stitches. With his trademark quirky style and lightning-fast wit, Milton has been captivating audiences with his clever wordplay and surreal humour and HA!MILTON is set to be his best yet. His unique ability to craft punchy, memorable jokes has earned him widespread acclaim, making each of his shows a must-see event for comedy enthusiasts everywhere. As he prepares to take the stage once again, fans eagerly anticipate an evening filled with laughter and unforgettable comedic moments courtesy of the incomparable Milton Jones. Topics include giraffes... and there's a bit about tomatoes.
2024 dates
Tuesday, 3 September: London, Bloomsbury Theatre
Wednesday, 4 September: London, Bloomsbury Theatre
Thursday, 5 September: London, Bloomsbury Theatre
Saturday, 7 September: York, Grand Opera House
Sunday, 8 September: Loughborough, Town Hall
Wednesday, 11 September: St Albans, Alban Arena
Thursday, 12 September: Basingstoke, The Anvil
Friday, 13 September: Catford, Broadway Theatre
Saturday, 14 September: Swindon, Wyvern Theatre
Sunday, 15 September: Northampton, Derngate Theatre
Wednesday, 18 September: Dublin, 3Olympia
Thursday, 19 September: Derry, Millennium Forum
Friday, 20 September: Cork, Opera House
Saturday, 21 September: Galway, Leisureland
Sunday, 22 September: Belfast, Waterfront Hall
Wednesday, 25 September: Leicester, De Montfort Hall
Thursday, 26 September: Grimsby, Auditorium
Friday, 27 September: Leamington, Royal Spa Centre
Sunday, 29 September: Nottingham, Royal Concert Hall
Wednesday, 2 October: Buxton, Opera House
Thursday, 3 October: Port Talbot, Princess Royal Theatre
Friday, 4 October: Aberystwyth, Arts Centre
Saturday, 5 October: Chester, Storyhouse
Sunday, 6 October: Birmingham, Town Hall
Wednesday, 9 October: High Wycombe, Swan Theatre
Thursday, 10 October: Aylesbury, Waterside Theatre
Friday, 11 October: Hereford, Courtyard
Saturday, 12 October: Treorchy, Park and Dare
Sunday, 13 October: Cardiff, New Theatre
Wednesday, 16 October: Barnstaple, Queen's Theatre
Thursday, 17 October: Southampton, Central Hall
Friday, 18 October: Aldershot, Princes Hall
Saturday, 19 October: Coventry, Warwick Arts Centre
Sunday, 20 October: Cheltenham, Everyman
Wednesday, 23 October: Exeter, Corn Exchange
Thursday, 24 October: Newbury, Corn Exchange
Friday, 25 October: Croydon, Ashcroft Theatre
Saturday, 26 October: Winchester, Theatre royal
Sunday, 27 October: Exmouth, Pavilion
Wednesday, 30 October: Ipswich, Corn Exchange
Thursday, 31 October: Cambridge, Corn Exchange
Friday, 1 November: Dorking, Dorking Halls
Saturday, 2 November: Ramsgate, The Granville Theatre
Sunday, 3 November: Chatham, Central Theatre
Wednesday, 6 November: Billingham, Forum Theatre
Thursday, 7 November: Edinburgh, The Queen's Hall
Friday, 8 November: Aberdeen, Music Hall
Saturday, 9 November: Glasgow, Pavilion Theatre
Sunday, 10 November: Dundee, Whitehall Theatre
Thursday, 14 November: Norwich, Epic Studios
Friday, 15 November: Reading, The Hexagon
Sunday, 17 November: Blackburn, King George's Hall
Wednesday, 20 November: Middlesbrough, Town Hall
Thursday, 21 November: Sunderland, Fires Station
Friday, 22 November: Newark, Palace Theatre
Saturday, 23 November: Newcastle, o2 City Hall
Sunday, 24 November: Kendal, Leisure Centre
Wednesday, 27 November: Bedford, Corn Exchange
Thursday, 28 November: Blackwood, Miners' Institute
Friday, 29 November: Farnham, Maltings
Sunday, 1 December: Guildford, G Live
Wednesday, 4 December: Sheffield, City Hall
Thursday, 5 December: Lancaster, Grand
Friday, 6 December: Crewe, Lyceum Theatre
Saturday, 7 December: Stourbridge, Town Hall
Sunday, 8 December: Ilkley, King's Hall
Wednesday, 11 December: Bristol, Beacon
Thursday, 12 December: Frome, Cheese and Grain
Friday, 13 December: Bridport, Electric Palace
Saturday, 14 December: Plymouth, University Hall
Sunday, 15 December: Taunton, Wellsprings
2025 dates
Wednesday, 8 January: Dorking Halls
Thursday, 9 January: Bexhill, De La Warr Pavilion
Friday, 10 January: Milton Keynes, The Milton Keynes Theatre
Saturday, 11 January: Folkestone, The Leas Cliff Hall
Sunday, 12 January: Southend, Cliffs
Wednesday, 15 January Scunthorpe, Baths Hall
Thursday, 16 January: Middleton, Arena
Friday, 17 January: Chesterfield, Winding Wheel
Sunday, 19 January: Liverpool, Royal Philharmonic
Wednesday, 22 January St Helens, Theatre Royal
Thursday, 23 January: Stockport, Plaza
Friday, 24 January: Huddersfield, Lawrence Bately Theatre
Saturday, 25 January: Yarm, Princess Alexandra Auditorium
Sunday, 26 January: Brighton, Theatre Royal
Wednesday, 29 January: Kings Lynn, Corn Exchange
Friday, 31 January: Stevenage, Concert Hall
Saturday, 1 February: Dunstable, Grove Theatre
Sunday, 2 February: Woking, New Victoria
Wednesday, 5 February: Isle of Wight, Shanklin Theatre
Thursday, 6 February: Dartford, Orchard Theatre
Friday, 7 February: Harrow, Arts Centre
Sunday, 9 February: Richmond, The Richmond Theatre
Wednesday, 12 February: Yeovil, Westlands
Thursday, 13 February: Bath, Komedia
Friday, 14 February: Bath, Komedia
Sunday, 16 February: Stafford, Gatehouse Theatre
Wednesday, 19 February: Isle of Man, Gaiety Theatre
Saturday, 22 February: Walsall, Walsall Arena
Sunday, 23 February: Lytham St Annes, Lowther Pavillion
Wednesday, 26 February: Worthing, Assembly Hall
Thursday, 27 February: Bournemouth, Pavilion
Sunday, 2 March: Canterbury, Marlowe *on sale 5th August
Wednesday, 5 March: Wellingborough, Castle Theatre
Friday, 7 March: Worcester, Swan Theatre
Saturday, 8 March: Swansea, Grand
Sunday, 9 March: Malvern, Malvern Theatre
Wednesday, 12 March: Lichfield, Garrick
Thursday, 13 March: Lincoln, Engine Shed
Friday, 14 March: Dudley, Town Hall
Saturday, 15 March: Stoke On Trent, New Victoria
Sunday, 16 March: Redditch, Palace
Wednesday, 19 March: Loughborough, Town Hall
Thursday, 20 March: Hertford , BEAM
Sunday, 23 March: Lowestoft, Marina Theatre
Thursday, 27 March: Birmingham, Town Hall
Friday, 28 March: Fleetwood, Marine Hall
Saturday, 29 March: Salford, Lowry
Sunday, 30 March: Barrow In Furness, The Forum
Press
- 1st November: The Q&A: Milton Jones (The List)
- 9th September: Milton Jones: Ha!milton review (Chortle)
- 31st August: Milton Jones: I got heckled by Paul Weller and Robbie Williams at the same show (The Telegraph)
- 6th March: Milton Jones announces 2024 stand-up tour Ha!Milton