Milton Jones announces 2024 stand-up tour Ha!Milton
- Milton Jones: Ha!Milton will tour between September and December 2024. Ticketmaster
- "Topics include giraffes... and there's a bit about tomatoes"
- He says: "This is not a musical. I am tone deaf and have no sense of rhythm, but at least I don't make a song and dance about it"
Milton Jones has announced a new stand-up tour, Ha!Milton. His run of dates will kick off in London on 3rd September and conclude on 15th December 2024 Taunton.
His promoters say: "Milton Jones, hailed as the king of the one-liner, is gearing up to embark on a highly anticipated tour that promises to leave audiences in stitches. With his trademark quirky style and lightning-fast wit, Milton has been captivating audiences with his clever wordplay and surreal humour and Ha!Milton is set to be his best yet. His unique ability to craft punchy, memorable jokes has earned him widespread acclaim, making each of his shows a must-see event for comedy enthusiasts everywhere. As he prepares to take the stage once again, fans eagerly anticipate an evening filled with laughter and unforgettable comedic moments courtesy of the incomparable Milton Jones. Topics include giraffes... and there's a bit about tomatoes."
Referring to how his title is a play on words on the hit stage musical, Milton Jones says: "This is not a musical. I am tone deaf and have no sense of rhythm, but at least I don't make a song and dance about it. This is a whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense".
Tickets are available via pre-sale now from sites including Ticketmaster
2024 dates
Tuesday, 3 September: London, Bloomsbury Theatre
Wednesday, 4 September: London, Bloomsbury Theatre
Thursday, 5 September: London, Bloomsbury Theatre
Saturday, 7 September: York, Grand Opera House
Sunday, 8 September: Loughborough, Town Hall
Wednesday, 11 September: St Albans, Alban Arena
Thursday, 12 September: Basingstoke, The Anvil
Friday, 13 September: Catford, Broadway Theatre
Saturday, 14 September: Swindon, Wyvern Theatre
Sunday, 15 September: Northampton, Derngate Theatre
Wednesday, 18 September: Dublin, 3Olympia
Thursday, 19 September: Derry, Millennium Forum
Friday, 20 September: Cork, Opera House
Saturday, 21 September: Galway, Leisureland
Sunday, 22 September: Belfast, Waterfront Hall
Wednesday, 25 September: Leicester, De Montfort Hall
Thursday, 26 September: Grimsby, Auditorium
Friday, 27 September: Leamington, Royal Spa Centre
Sunday, 29 September: Nottingham, Royal Concert Hall
Wednesday, 2 October: Buxton, Opera House
Thursday, 3 October: Port Talbot, Princess Royal Theatre
Friday, 4 October: Aberystwyth, Arts Centre
Saturday, 5 October: Chester, Storyhouse
Sunday, 6 October: Birmingham, Town Hall
Wednesday, 9 October: High Wycombe, Swan Theatre
Thursday, 10 October: Aylesbury, Waterside Theatre
Friday, 11 October: Hereford, Courtyard
Saturday, 12 October: Treorchy, Park and Dare
Sunday, 13 October: Cardiff, New Theatre
Wednesday, 16 October: Barnstaple, Queen's Theatre
Thursday, 17 October: Southampton, Central Hall
Friday, 18 October: Aldershot, Princes Hall
Saturday, 19 October: Coventry, Warwick Arts Centre
Sunday, 20 October: Cheltenham, Everyman
Wednesday, 23 October: Exeter, Corn Exchange
Thursday, 24 October: Newbury, Corn Exchange
Friday, 25 October: Croydon, Ashcroft Theatre
Saturday, 26 October: Winchester, Theatre royal
Sunday, 27 October: Exmouth, Pavilion
Wednesday, 30 October: Ipswich, Corn Exchange
Thursday, 31 October: Cambridge, Corn Exchange
Friday, 1 November: Dorking, Dorking Halls
Saturday, 2 November: Ramsgate, The Granville Theatre
Sunday, 3 November: Chatham, Central Theatre
Wednesday, 6 November: Billingham, Forum Theatre
Thursday, 7 November: Edinburgh, The Queen's Hall
Friday, 8 November: Aberdeen, Music Hall
Saturday, 9 November: Glasgow, Pavilion Theatre
Sunday, 10 November: Dundee, Whitehall Theatre
Thursday, 14 November: Norwich, Epic Studios
Friday, 15 November: Reading, The Hexagon
Sunday, 17 November: Blackburn, King George's Hall
Wednesday, 20 November: Middlesbrough, Town Hall
Thursday, 21 November: Sunderland, Fires Station
Friday, 22 November: Newark, Palace Theatre
Saturday, 23 November: Newcastle, o2 City Hall
Sunday, 24 November: Kendal, Leisure Centre
Wednesday, 27 November: Bedford, Corn Exchange
Thursday, 28 November: Blackwood, Miners' Institute
Friday, 29 November: Farnham, Maltings
Sunday, 1 December: Guildford, G Live
Wednesday, 4 December: Sheffield, City Hall
Thursday, 5 December: Lancaster, Grand
Friday, 6 December: Crewe, Lyceum Theatre
Saturday, 7 December: Stourbridge, Town Hall
Sunday, 8 December: Ilkley, King's Hall
Wednesday, 11 December: Bristol, Beacon
Thursday, 12 December: Frome, Cheese and Grain
Friday, 13 December: Bridport, Electric Palace
Saturday, 14 December: Plymouth, University Hall
Sunday, 15 December: Taunton, Wellsprings
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