British Comedy Guide

Chloe Petts to tour If You Can't Say Anything Nice

Friday 28th July 2023, 11:26am

Chloe Petts. Credit: Matt Stronge

Comic Chloe Petts has announced a series of tour dates for her live show, If You Can't Say Anything Nice.

Running at the Edinburgh Fringe from the 2nd to 27th August, she will pick up the show in London at the prestigious Soho Theatre before embarking on a national tour.

Currently scheduled to conclude early in March, stops on the tour range from Reading to Aberdeen, Exeter to Leicester and Cardiff to York.

Her second solo stand-up hour, the Fringe run is explained: "Everyone complimented her on how polite she was with big issues in the last show so now she's cashing in those points and plans on being really rude. Expect routines on Greta Thunberg, The Queen and calling you all a bunch of virgins."

Tickets for a number of dates are available from Ticketmaster, with others direct from venues and listed on Petts's official website.

Tour dates

Monday 30th October - Saturday 4th November 2023 - London, Soho Theatre

Thursday 9th November - Reading, South Street
Sunday 12th November - Salford, The Lowry
Saturday 18th November - Swindon, Arts Centre
Friday 23rd November - Bristol, 1532
Saturday 24th November - Bristol, 1532

Thursday 1st February 2024 - Edinburgh, The Stand Comedy Club
Friday 2nd February - Aberdeen, Lemon Tree Lounge
Saturday 3rd February - Glasgow, The Stand Comedy Club
Sunday 4th February - Newcastle, The Stand Comedy Club
Friday 9th February - Southampton, Hanger Farm Arts Centre
Saturday 10th February - Northampton, Derngate Underground
Sunday 11th February - Brighton, Komedia
Thursday 15th February - York, Crescent
Friday 16th February - Canterbury, The Marlowe Theatre Studio
Saturday 17th February - Canterbury, The Marlowe Theatre Studio
Sunday 18th February - Cardiff, Glee Club
Wednesday 21st February - Nottingham, Canal House
Thursday 22nd February - Leicester, Y Theatre
Friday 23rd February - Cambridge, Junction
Saturday 24th February - Coventry, Warwick Arts Centre
Sunday 25th February - Birmingham, Glee Club
Tuesday 27th February - Colchester, Arts Centre
Wednesday 28th February - Exeter, Phoenix

Friday 1st March - Oxford, Glee Club
Sunday 3rd March - Leeds, City Varieties

Share this page