Comedian goes on holiday with random strangers
Comedian Ross Smith has gone on holiday with three random strangers.
The 28 year-old stand-up took up the free space on the Germany trip after Johnny Gardner, Tom Matthews and Jan Pearce contacted him via Facebook Messenger to say their friend with the same name had dropped out, and that he could have his plane ticket if he wanted it.
Speaking to Press Association about the nature of the invite, Ross explained: "When I got the message inviting me to take their friend's place it really made me laugh. I showed it to my friend thinking how stupid it was. I went to reply telling them they have completely picked the wrong person. I went on a lads holiday in 2002 and I swore that I would never do that again. But my friends said I had to go. It's an adventure."
Despite misgivings from his mum, and his own worries - "From the pictures I had seen, they just looked like lads - I am very much not a lad" - Ross did take up the invite, and met the trio at Stanstead Airport on Friday.
See X post
See X post
Then followed a Friday night out in Hamburg...
See X post
See X post
See X post
After waiting for his hangover to subside slightly, British Comedy Guide got in touch with Ross on Saturday afternoon to find out how more. He told us: "It's going surprisingly well actually, the initial awkwardness of being on holiday with strangers has passed now. I was apprehensive at first, and I think they were too, but it's going well now guards have been dropped!
"I met them in the Wetherspoons at the airport which I didn't think was a good sign. It was a bit like blind date so it was nervewracking... but, after the initial meeting, we've actually got on quite well thankfully, otherwise this would have been a very long trip! We're just going with it really; it's an adventure."
He added: "There is some common ground in places, occasionally they'll talk about people they all know and I don't, but it's fine, I just pretend I'm busy on my phone when they do."
With a second night's drinking now imminent, he concluded: "The drinking is the hardest part. I'm the most hungover I've ever been in my life. I don't really drink!"
If he survives, Ross Smith will be back on stage the night he returns, performing at The Bill Murray venue in London on Monday at 4:15pm (Tickets). He is currently preparing his debut hour for the Edinburgh Festival in August. It looks like he might have stumbled on some new material to talk about. He tells us: "I had already written a good deal of the show, but I may have to rewrite it and make the show about this."
In the meantime, for updates on his further adventures in Hamburg, as he tries to survive a second night of drinking, keep an eye on his Twitter feed: @rosssmithhaha
Monday update
Here's some of the tweets Ross posted after we initially published this article. He survived, just.
See X post
See X post
See X post
See X post
See X post
See X post
See X post
See X post
See X post
Ross Smith: One To Watch will be at Just The Tonic at 12:40pm in Edinburgh in August. Here he is in action on stage last year:
Help us publish more great content by becoming a BCG Supporter. You'll be backing our mission to champion, celebrate and promote British comedy in all its forms: past, present and future.
We understand times are tough, but if you believe in the power of laughter we'd be honoured to have you join us. Advertising doesn't cover our costs, so every single donation matters and is put to good use. Thank you.
Love comedy? Find out more