Edinburgh Fringe

Sammy and Clyde are on their first date. It's cute. It's awkward. It's bad jokes and forced laughter. Sweaty hands and wondering who gets the next round. It's 'I really want to kiss her' and 'I hope he doesn't try to kiss me'. It's excruciating, but that's a first date, right? As Sammy and Clyde get to know each other again, and again, their reality slowly falls to pieces. Missed jokes become hilarious one-liners. Awkward silences become witty repartee. The customers become an audience. Everyone starts watching - and Sammy and Clyde? They become disposable.