2023 Edinburgh Fringe

A call-center call girl struggling to make in-person connections, discovers intimacy and requited love with a mannequin man she rescues from drowning. Helga can bring callers to climax faster than you can watch paint dry, but off the phone she's alone. A Hollywood hermit who craves company in a city that doesn't have the time. When Helga meets Harold, a mannequin she yanks out of the Pacific Ocean, their relationship quickly blossoms. A romantic comedy/fantasy, told through storytelling, movement, music and silent films.