2019 Edinburgh Fringe

Half of young people in British prisons are BME (Black/Minority Ethnic). Political commentators say this is a gross indictment of our broken society; we think it's a model of ethnic diversity the Cambridge Footlights should aspire to: #MakeFootlightsAPrison. FootDarks are three of said comedy troupe's finest stand-ups and they're all BME (we prefer alt-white). Find out why Danny Baalbaki believes white parents prefer dogs over their kids, why some members of Patrick Sylla's college are anxious about offering him fruit and how autocorrect got Hasan Al-Habib banned from a funeral (again).