2018 Edinburgh Fringe

The perfect lure for humans. Modelled off the most likeable specimens of your race, Melon will be presenting his circus and comedic talents, accumulated from years of entertaining humans just like you, in a comfortable environment suited to his unique performance style. He will entrance you with his broom and cube juggling, and when you leave, you will tell your friends, who will in turn tell their friends, resulting in the whole world knowing him. Only then will Melon be content. 'So amazing it's almost as if he's a robot, which he's not' (Fellow human).