2017 Edinburgh Fringe

The silver-tongued Goldilock can see that her days of selling moody goods on the cobbled streets of East End London are numbered. But when circumstances leave her on the run from a pack of bears and badly indebted to a notorious gangster, will our young heroine be able to raise the needed "bees and honey" in time and avoid doing porridge? A madcap merging of the classic porridge-thieving fairy tale with Guy Ritchie's cult cockney caper to create something new, exciting, smart and very, very funny! 'A side-splitting affair... raucously funny' **** (TheFixMagazine.com).